Percabeth meets Harry Potter

Diagonally p2

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Percy POV: Greek is italic this time

Guess what guess what guess what... I can fit in a fireplace. I can also scare Annie which I must admit frightens the crap outta me, I'm just saying.
Anyways, I flew down a magical chimney and out into a street filled with pointy hats ~ BEST SIGHT EVER!!~ Annabeth jumped me with fists flailing in the air, I caught them easily until something landed on my head... Owl poop!
"Get it off! Get it off! Get it off!" I yelled, jumping into Annabeth's arms. That's one Harry decided to unceremoniously fall out of the fire, green soot (a/n I don't think it's actually green but go with it 😅)
"He looks like a grinch who has just smelt the deadly socks of Hades" Annabeth muttered, I snorted and Harry's head snapped up to meet my chest.
"Jealous, pretty boy? Annie clearly likes me better otherwise she wouldn't have said something about me in a secret language... Get that in your head, death eater. " Harry bragged, winking at MY wise girl.
"Never knew you thought I was pretty, Pottah" I whispered 'seductively' at exactly the same moment as Annabeth's fisted connected solidly with his face. "Do not call me Annie" She hissed.
Ron and Hermione tumbled out, Hermione looking slightly better than Ron. He ran over to Harry and gave him a grubby handkerchief whilst Hermione watched, amused, at me and Annabeth rolling in the floor, clutching our sides laughing. "What did you two do this time" Hermione rolled her eyes. Annabeth managed to quiet down and started saying "well, technically WE didn't do-"
"WHAT THE BLOODY HELL DID YOU JUST SAY, HERMIONE?" Ron screeched, his voice several octaves higher than normal.
"Holy Styx, I forgot" Hermione's cheeks flushed, ashamed.
"BLUE COOKIES" I screamed and Harry glared at me from under the copious amounts of pooling blood.
"What? Just trying to lighten the mood" I said innocently.
Eventually we all started walking to our first destination, the wand shop.

Annabeth's P. O.V : Greek is in italic again.

The trio all needed new wands because theirs had broken in the war and, for obvious reasons, Percy and I needed them too.
"Here we are," Hermione remarked.
Percy started busting up "adi revlon splashdown?" He gasped for air and I slapped him playfully, my brain unscrambled the letters, "Ollivanders wand shop" I giggled.
Taking Percy's hand, I hurried inside. Dusty boxes rested around me on shelves that would have been worthy of Percy's Cabin~dirty.
A ladder slid into view and I screamed silently. An old man with white leathery skin let go and sailed slightly too far past us. Percy shot over and caught him just before his head connected with the tiled floor (a/n can't remember what the flooring was) the old man, who I assumed was Ollivander, stumbled to his feet, clapping seaweed brain on the back as he did so.
"Wands wands wands" He said to himself.

Ollivanders P. O.V

I took one look at Mr Potter and knew instantly his wand. It was a wand that could have been his all those years ago but then he was too pure hearted. Now, I sensed a change deep in his soul and it disturbed me greatly. I snatched a wand of the shelf and called Mr Potter forward. But listen to this and it may shake you like it shook me.
"Bow to me, wandmaker" He demanded. So to humor him I lent forward to do just that when an arm was placed in front of me and hands gripped my shoulders. The young blonde whispered in my ear "stay standing and let seaweed brain handle this... "

Percy P.O.V : Greek is in italics again.

Harry scowled at me, his eyes raging, "and what exactly do you think you're doing, Jackson?"
"Completely the opposite of you" I replied calmly.
"Pray tell us what that is!"
"Well for starters, I am not going round asking everyone to bow at my feet and kiss my toes so that's one good thing," I started.
"Why would anyone bow down to you, death boy? I'm the chosen one. And I defeated Voldemort, the most powerful wizard of all time. By. My. Self! " He bragged, then looked at Ron for confirmation. But alas he didn't get it for Ron stepped forward, an annoyed expression crossing his face. He stood next to hermione and tried to take her hand, she pulled it back. "That's my future sister-in-law" I muttered to my wise girl and she snorted. Ron and Hermione both glared icily at Harry and hissed in unison "by yourself, you defeated the dark Lord by yourself did you Harry?" Poor scar face looked like he was about to piss himself so Annie intervened "children, calm down and count to ten. Please think before you speak!" I cracked up laughing and got slaps round the face from Hermione and my dear, sweet, gentle girlfriend (emphasis on the gentle) there was a loooooooong silence... Until I broke it "MAGICKY POINTY STICKS WITH MAAAAAAAGIC!!!!!!!"
To be continued....

Sorry there are so many parts to this diagon alley and ik it's not rlly getting started but, not gonna lie, I'm just making this up as I go along bc I have completely forgotten all the planning and plots I was gonna do so really sorry about that. And you may have to wait for long periods of time until the next updates because I always forget about this so bare with me. Thank you
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