Rin: My friends *fellow Masters* are like feral cats, hard to pin down and keep track of.
Miss Fujimora: WHERE'S THE FOOD DAMMIT I HAVEN'T EATEN IN THREE DAYS! [It's been two hours.]
Illya: I'm going to kill you all when I'm out of this mortal body.
Arturia Alter: Get in my way of me and my food again and my knife *sword* will be through your gut and you will be on the ground.
Gilgamesh: SHUT THE FUCK UP THE KING IS SPEAKING! DO YOU WANT ME TO PERSONALLY SEND YOU TO HELL, I KNOW LUCIFER!
Archer: *long drawn out sigh*
Ishtar: Worship me, I am your god.
Jeanne: W- why don't we just try to calm down? [Screaming in the background gets progressively louder]
