Yo beware

101 3 0
                                    

Robber: aye sing this or I shoot that shadow dude
Pippet hearing the tune knew what he had to do






Pip: hi I'm baldi nice ta meetcha
Fuck me in the ass and call me Patricia
If fucks your game then shout my name and ik let you use my whip
And that's one mark bite
And you we're wrong you haven't even let me use my thong
Robber and puppet:wtf
Pip: so I'll sing you this song it goes sing dong the door I open on you
So here's a tip abandon ship
Or you're gonna see me campfire willyyy
Oh oh hi there welcome to my hooker palace
Oh oh oh hi there please don't leave I have no friends
Oh oh oh hi there let's go camping let me touch ya.
Oh oh oh hi there
Haha I tied you up

Robber leaves

Later
Pup: hey pippet... what the fuck was that?
Pip: It's a baldi song
Pup: oh
Wait what
*pip walks off humming the song*

PippetxPuppet master from prodigy oneshotsWhere stories live. Discover now