Bananas

This is banana

Yes.  My name is Debi no it's not Deby Ryan and no it is not with a y thank you very much you idiotic flan. My whole life I wanted to be something big, pretty, even hard. BUT NO I had to end up as a fucking monkey food.
Oh well this is not supposed to be on my point of view so let's get the narrator to start.
                                                                     Chapter 1
Once upon a time in a fairy land called Mexico a well elongated banana was walking down the busy street of Mexico City with her headphones in watching jessi the show where the people confuse the actress her name with. You don't need worry you will find out soon enough what the extraordinary name is. 
The edible fruit was bumped on her bananus otherwise known as "the little brown part at the bottom of a banana that no one that has intellect as me or is NOT in their right mind eats. Otherwise know as the black tip. "Hey" the intruder screamed in disgust that he bumped in a banana and worse touched the bananus.
The banana( that it's name wasn't mentioned yet) rolled her eyes-which is possible really. "Excuse me are you intruder really making me stop watching my show" the banana angrily called out.
"I PROBABLY HAVE HERPIS NOW NOOOO" the man once again screamed. Damn this man only knows how to scream. "WAIT DID A BANANA JUST SCREAM AT ME? IM CALLING THE POLICE-POPOOOOO"
"Ughh" the banana sighed, again this had to happen THE THIRD TIME TODAY. She was tired of running from the princess poopers( cops we just have a different name of calling them). This time she won't run she will stand up for the man. "Hey I'm so-"
She was interrupted for a second time from the siren of the princess poopers car. " excuse me is there a problem here?" The police officer asked.
"Yes this banana was verbally assaulting me " the intruder said and my I add this man was ugly as a duck.
The banana gasped " WHAT NO I WASNt" lifting up one of its peels to surrender.
ARGHH both of the privileged man gasp in horror as the banana gets half naked. " seize this madness at this minute! Stop getting naked now and you will be taken to jail." Yes he just said that in this beautiful tail taken in Mexico City bananas are consider a disgrace and monstrous people as bananas that shouldn't have the same right as other fruits and people.
" why can't you man just realize that we are all equal-
"Stop saying this rubbish in this second" the princess pooper commanded and demanded the banana to tell him her name. " it's Debi"
"Deby Ryan?" The officer asked
"No you stupid ass princess pooper I'm not her" the banana said repealing it at the same minute and looking at the sky to God and asking for his forgiveness.
"Oh yes bananas and their duties" the cop rolled his eyes.
" it's not a duty it's a belief dimwits go to hell all of youahhhhgg" the banana screamed in agony. She gets upset when her beliefs are questioned and she starts squealing like a baby duck. Yikes I hate ducks. "Iaghhhhhaaaaaihahhhhh" Debi the banana screamed while running away from the cops. They didn't even bother going after her knowing she's already done for. Debi realizes that and starts wondering why she has to be a banana when she could be Apple or even... a pickle. Goosebumps rise through the whole banana. She slip on a puddle on the middle of the street and falls. As her body hits the floor she feels the nutrients falling off on to the street. Her peels go up and her naked skin is shown to the whole street. Debi feels her skin getting brown bruises all over her because of the cold temperature the floor has.
This is the end she thinks. Debis end...

                                                                The end