Obama is running down the hallway, crying because trump cheated on him with Jungcock. As he runs he bumps into something blue.
Do you need help?
The blue figure helps Obama.
My name is Sonic.
Obama gets up and runs to his house. The blue figure Sonic runs after him. Obama gets to his house and cries watching JoJo's bizzare adventure for the past 6 hours.
Sonic develops a crush on Obama, because he also is depressed. Sonic runs away to the shadows. Obama hears something near the house door. It is trump.
Uh hello?
Trump is scared, because he thinks that Obama called the cops on him. Obama takes a bat and opens the door. Obama knocks out trump and locks him in his basement.
