Jeff the Killer romance

Jeff the Killer Romance Chapter 22

Chapter 22

(Four months later)

HOLY SHIT!!! EVERY ONE IS GOING BALLISTIC OVER MY UNBORN SON! Is he going to be a killer like his daddy? Will you bleach-burn his skin too, and turn his hair black like yours and Jane's? Can he be my proxy? What are you going to name him? UGH!!!! STOP WITH ALL THE QUESTIONS! I swear I need a strong person to fight to take my mind off of this baby business! Maybe Zalgo... Or the Rake. I hear he got stronger. Maybe Red. He is around my strength. "JEFF!!!" I looked around and saw Ben standing next to Sally, looking kinda upset. "What? I don't want to deal with anything that's going to piss me off today." I watched as Ben's eyes started to turn black and cry blood. "Don't even start with the you shouldn't have done that line with me right now Ben. Just tell me what the fuck you want." "I want my 20 bucks!" "Are you going to still buy weed with it?" "YES!!!" "Then no bro. I am not going to let weed in this house while Jane is pregnant. That's final. If you want to have weed go live in Slenderman's house." His eyes turned back to normal as he stormed off to his room and slammed the door. The boom from it made Slend jump a few inches off the couch she was sitting on. Her and Jane had been talking a lot sense Slend was once a creepy-pasta healer and has helped deliver multiple creepypasta children in the past. Smile dog was asleep next to his water dish and Grinny was laying on the top of the fridge while Ms. P cooked lunch for everyone. I feel so bad for her. She has to live alone with only a cat and doesn't get out much to start dating anyone. I need to start inviting her over more. Jane tuned away from Slend and followed my gaze over to Ms. P. "Jeff, if you want to invite her over for dinner later, I'll be fine with that." I swear that chick has got mind reading powers or something. "Thanks Jane. I think I might do that." She smiled and went back to her conversation with Slend. At least it's settled down in the house a bit. "Jeffy! Can I come over for dinner too?" I turned to see Bloody Mary in the mirror next to the door. "B.M. didn't I kill you?" "No, you only sent me back to the Mirror realm." I rolled my eyes. I guess it was a good thing that I didn't kill her. She is a useful bitch. "Well no, you can't come over for dinner, but if you have nothing to do later on tonight, I'll leave some dinner in the microwave for you." She smiled and nodded then the mirror went clear with only my reflection in it. I looked over at Ms. P as she was making lunch and then over at Jane. Jane nodded and looked over at Ms. P for a split second. I took a deep breath and walked over to her. "Uh... er-... Ms. P, I was wondering...?" "Yes, Jeff?" "If you're not busy... um, you could stay for dinner, but I really understand if you don't..." "OH JEFF! Sure I'll stay for dinner! Me and Grinny don't get out as much as we used to so it would be wonderful to actually have some people to talk to." "Meow?" Grinny had just woke up from his nap and jumped down onto Ms. P's shoulder. I smiled. "Well then it's settled. I'll tell Jane and the others." She nodded and I turned to go back into the living room. Jane looked at me and I gave a small nod. She smiled and told Slend. I guess Sally, who had just sat down next to them to watch their game of chess, had overheard me talking cause she was smiling widely at me. My phone vibrated and it was a text from Ben. 'Hey, just heard we are having a guest over. Also, CAN I BUY SOME WEED PLEASE!' I replied, 'No, and yeah we are having a guest over.' I set my phone down and picked up my knife from the Key bowl next to the door. Jane has started making me put it there so I don't get tempted to kill Ben. I put my knife in my hoodie pocket and let my scar smile stretch and re-open as I went out into the woods toward the town. I need to get my mind of something that's been bothering me.

I walked a few hours just so I didn't have to kill anyone yet. The sound of the wind and trees moving. The smell of spring was here as the winter started to melt off. I looked at my watch. It was January 2015. 2014 had gone by so quickly. There is hardly anything I can remember from it. I got Jane pregnant, brought back a few hundred creepypasta members, gotten my brother killed, had finally became a full creepypasta, and Robin Williams died... Damn... Robin Williams was my favorite actor from my childhood. He was so funny. I felt my knife get heavier in my pocket as I came closer to the town. I could now hear the sound of cars driving on the road, people walking to and from places. Sense it was only Saturday, I didn't expect very many people to be out at work, so if I am going to kill in a house, I have to kill an entire family. Doesn't bother me, Humans have done so many things wrong in their time on this earth that it's useless to try and help them, so I cleanse the earth of them. One house at a time, but what I do it for is to feel as if I am making it up to my dead parents by killing a lot more parents. I'm a weird child. I walked into the bar and pulled out my knife. I walked up and stabbed at a girl but she dodged it with out seeing my move. She looked over at me, a clock in one eye socket ticked at me. "Who do you think you are trying to stab?" "You're a creepypasta?" "Duh!" "I didn't know. What's your name?" "Oh how cute. Try stabbing a girl then ask her name? How many girls have you picked up using that BS?" "I'm married." I said annoyed at her tone. She looked back for a second as if shocked but quickly regained her self. "I'm sorry, but it seemed as if you were trying to hit on me." "I get that a lot. My names Jeff, now are you going to tell me yours?" "Clockwork, but just call me Cw for short." "Cw, got it. Let me buy you a drink since i tried to stab you." She nodded and asked for a Busch Light beer. I got the same just to try it. It actually tastes better than the Jim Bean Beer. "So, do you have a place to stay or do you sleep in this bar?" She shook her head. "I sleep in the alleyway behind here." "No you don't." I said. She looked over at me as if I had just did a magic trick. "Then where do I?" "I'm my place, now. A few well known creepy-pastas live there. Like; BEN Drowned, Jane the Killer, Slend, Sally, Smile dog; they all live with me." "Big place?" "Yep." She looked at her now empty Busch bottle then back at me and nodded. I understood immediately that she is agreeing to my offer. I doubt Jane will be happy I'm bringing another girl home but she is going to have to deal with it. My house is a house for creepypastas who need help. Even if I don't like it, that's my job. Slenderman told me to house any Creepy-pastas who need a home. Clockwork falls under that category. "Hey I never asked," Said Clockwork, "Why is your skin solid white?" I smiled, my scar where my cut smile normal is, stretched and started to rip. My eyelids sizzled and turned black as they burnt away again. My hair turned darker and grew longer. She looked stunned as I transformed into my full Creepypasta form. "You're a Full Rank?" She asked surprised. "Full Rank? What's that?" "Its when a Low Rank Creepypasta like me finally get a Full Rank transformation." "Well then yeah I guess I am a Full Rank." She seemed to be happier to go home with me now that she found that out.

I picked up a few things on the way home after using Slender Step to take Cw home and introduce her. I learned Slender Step years ago when Slenderman Made me his Proxie. I picked up a few things like Soda and a box of Busch, a few trash bags and some normal stuff like food and went ahead and bought some weed for Ben. Using Slender Step, I was home in milliseconds. I got greeted by a large hug from Jane and a fist bump from Ben when he noticed I had weed. Ms. P was in the kitchen talking to Cw and Sally was in her nightgown waiting on Ben to go to bed with her. Probably to have sex but that's non of my business.

The night went on quietly until me and Jane started to cook dinner.