1. when you see something cool but don't have a camera
2. person 1: u left ur phone at my house
Person 1: Y ARENT U ANSWERING?
Person 1: fine, ignore me, that's cool.
Person 1: oh, wait
3. Gf: do u still luv me?
Bf: look up and count the stars
Gf: it's morning
Bf: exactly
4. When u stare into space but when u snap out of it u realize u were staring at UR crush the whole time like a freak
5. When u say "I can do that!" Then attempt a cartwheel and u break ur spine
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HumorJokes, Text bloopers and funny texts and misspellings. There may be repeats in here so no hate plz, i also might have text bloopers that uve seen before or real cases so dont comment negative stuff
