Married To A....Jerk!(Luhan fanfic)

Dinner with EXO

No one’s POV

“Yah !” Luhan yelled at EXO . “So-sorry I was-“ Luhan cut Lay off “Was what ?!” Luhan sighed . “I want all of you to sit down and keep your mouth shut ! If any of you stand or talk , I’LL KICK YOU OUT FROM MY HOUSE !” Luhan warned EXO . Luhan cleared the mess . He was pissed . It was his favourite glass that broke . EXO just keep their mouth shut . Non of them dare to stand . When Luhan went to the kitchen , Xiumin whispered to Chen , “Chen ottoke ??? I really need to go to the toilet ! Urgent !” Chen asked , “You wanna pee ?” Xiumin nod . “I don’t know how to help you..Just run to the toilet” “Yah ! Luhan will kill me “ “Aishhh wait…” Chen finished up the water in the bottle that he was holding . “What are you doing ??? Aren’t you gonna help me??” Xiumin asked . “I’m helping…take this” Chen gave Xiumin the empty bottle . “What’s this?” “A bottle” “I know but why are you giving me this” “You said it was urgent and if you rush to the toilet , Luhan might kill you so…if you wanna pee , this might help you” Chen pointed to the bottle . “You’re asking me to pee in this bottle ???” Chen nod . Xiumin face palmed . “Yah ! I really need to pee and you’re not even helping ! You ask me to pee in this bottle ! Are you crazy ?!” Xiumin yelled at Chen . EXO stared at Xiumin .

Luhan came into the living room . “WTH is going on again ?!” “I need to go to the toilet damn it ! Urgent and Chen told me to pee in this bottle !” Xiumin showed them the bottle . EXO laughed including Luhan . Suddenly …

Nana’s POV

I woke up and found myself on the bed . ‘I thought I was sleeping in the car just now….must be Luhan who carried me’ Suddenly , I heard laughter coming from the living room . ‘OMG there’s guest and I’m sleeping . Aishhh they might think that I’m rude’ I tried to stand but it was painful . Damn those stupid annoying Queenkas . Because of them I’m in pain . Aishhh . I went down to the living room and saw EXO except D.O and Suho . All of them were laughing except for Xiumin who looked so stress . “Hi oppa-s” I said and waved at them . They stopped laughing and looked at me . “What are you doing here ?” Kris asked . “Oh I heard noises so I went down” “Aishh I told you guys to keep quiet” Luhan scolded EXO . “Yah ! You’re also laughing” Chen rolled his eyes . I looked at Xiumin and asked , “Xiumin oppa are you okay ?” “OMG I really can’t control it anymore . Sorry Luhan” Xiumin rushed to the toilet . All of them laughed . I was confused . “What’s wrong with Xiumin oppa ?” I asked . “Hahahaha Xiumin really need to go to the toilet and he was scared of Luhan and I told him to pee in this bottle” Chen showed me the bottle . “Why is he scared of Luhan ?” “Luhan hyung scolded us cause we were making lot of noise . He said if anyone stand or talk , he will kick us out “ Sehun said . “ Luhan oppa you’re so bad . By the way , where’s D.O and Suho oppa ?” “We’re here in the kitchen , cooking” I heard Suho shouted from the kitchen .

“Yah Chen get up and let Nana sit” Luhan said to Chen . Chen rolled his eyes . “Oppa he’s our guest” I told Luhan . “See..I’m your guest” Chen said to Luhan . “Please I didn’t even invite you “ “I help you buy the ingredients” I giggled . They looked so cute when they were arguing . “It’s ok . I’ll go help D.O and Suho oppa in the kitchen” I said . “NO!” all of them yelled including D.O and Suho . “Wae ?” “You’re not feeling well . You should rest . Sit here … all of us will help Suho and D.O hyung” Sehun said . They told me to sit down . After that , they went to the kitchen to helped D.O and Suho . I smiled them . They were closed to each other . They look like brothers . I sighed . If only I have any siblings … but it’s okay cause I have Luhan and EXO .

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“Wah ….I’m so full” Tao said rubbing his stomach . “D.O oppa Suho oppa thanks for the dinner . The food were delicious” I smiled at D.O and Suho . Before D.O could say anything , Luhan cut him off , “You should thank me not them . I’m the one who told them to cook” “Why should I ? You didn’t even cook it . You know what , you should learn how to cook . My ideal type of guy is someone who can cook so we can be at the kitchen together preparing meals “ EXO laughed . “Luhan might burn the kitchen” Chen laughed . I joined them . Luhan rolled his eyes .

“Aishhh we have to go to school tomorrow” Sehun said . I sighed loudly and they turned their heads to me . “Nana-ah why are you sighing ?” Chanyeol asked . “I…I don’t wanna go to school…I’m scared…” “Don’t be scared . We’re here to protect you” Baekhyun said . “By the way you’re not going to school tomorrow . You should rest . Luhan will take care of you”Kai said . “The day after tomorrow you will be back in school and you should go to school with us . Even in school you’ll be with us . I will send you to your class and when you finish your lesson , you should wait for me to come . And please use the bags I bought for you . Understand ?” Luhan said serious . I nod . EXO giggled . “Oh ya…Nana-ah don’t forget to eat your medicine” D.O oppa said . Luhan get up and went to take my medicine . “Aishh D.O oppa seriously . Why must you remind me about medicine . I hate medicine the most .” I whispered but all of them heard it and laughed . “So you hate medicine huh” Luhan smirked and continued , “we gonna make sure you eat your medicine . Eat it now in front of us” “Aishh I hate you” “Both of you look so cute together . Aishhh I guest I need to find a girlfriend . Should I ask my parents to set up an arranged marriage for me ?”Kai said playfully and all of us laughed .