room 71

ㅤ❱ T W O ・・・

SEOKJIN: did you find anything tae?

TAEHYUNG: nothing except for dirty clothing which disgustingly isn't gucci.

[seokjin groans as he
tossed the dirty shirt aside.]

TAEHYUNG: this hotel has the worst services, the dressing room is so messy

SEOKJIN: why did i even agreed to do this.

TAEHYUNG: count yourself unlucky hyung

[seokjin rolls his eyes.]

SEOKJIN: we should check out the last closet and get the fuck outta here.

TAEHYUNG: i hope that there will at least be one gucci branded shirt there

SEOKJIN: this is why i hate being stuck in the same room as you

TAEHYUNG: you're mean

[seokjin opens the closet door,
a rat jumps out.]

SEOKJIN: HOLY FUCK

[meanwhile...]

NAMJOON: we're done

[namjoon have been pounding
on the door while shouting
for help for the past half an hour.]

JIMIN: and who's fault is that

NAMJOON: it's not my fault that the door is made with a poor quality doorknob. honestly this room is terribly old fashioned. who uses doorknobs nowadays? why use doorknobs when you have handles? in my opinion, we need to hire some designers to rebuild this hotel.

[while namjoon drags on with
his opinions of room 71, jimin covers
his ears.]

JIMIN: i love namjoon but i am tired of his clumsiness and noisiness now

[suddenly they heard a
loud scream from outside.]

NAMJOON: what was that?

JIMIN: that sounds like hobi hyung.

NAMJOON: oh my god.

[jimin scrambles to the door and
started to pound on the door.]

JIMIN: hobi hyung? is that you?

[the screaming only got
louder and it soon faded away.]

NAMJOON: what a scaredy cat he is

[jimin nudges him.]

JIMIN: don't be mean, we still love him even if he's a scaredy cat.

NAMJOON: right.

[while they were still stuck
in the bathroom, yoongi had
better luck than the rest of them.]

UNKNOWN: a box has been found, find 4 more and you shall exit the game.

YOONGI: i wonder where have those idiots go to.

[he walks away from
the living room of the room.]

YOONGI: for a poorly designed hotel room, this place sure is big.

[he walks into the hallway
and he sees a figure standing
there.]

YOONGI: hello jungkook

JUNGKOOK: oh hi hyung

YOONGI: why are you standing there like you're waiting for someone?

JUNGKOOK: ah...im just a little lost.

YOONGI: funny i thought it will be taehyung.

JUNGKOOK: i can't believe myself either. is that a box in your hand hyung?

YOONGI: er, no.

JUNGKOOK: so you're not the one who found the box just now?

YOONGI: why do you want to know?

[yoongi looks at jungkook
suspiciously.]

JUNGKOOK: im just asking, chill a little hyung.

YOONGI: erm, okay. what are you holding behind your back jungkook?

JUNGKOOK: um it's nothing.

YOONGI: show me what's in your hand then

[yoongi attempts to pull jungkook's
hand but then a voice interrupted
them.]

??: GUYS

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next episode: three

JIMIN: are you interested in jin hyung?

NAMJOON: that's none of your business