The titknee robbers

Part 1 😈

Vanah pov
I'm currently talking to Texas guy aka pat, when suddenly I start getting different notifications on Instagram cause I have like 1 million fans I decided to just check anyway
LILY_PILY20

Hey so I know this probably a every weird thing to text
but I know that you are a super villain one of best the I
mean you are my idol anyway I was wondering if you needed
a partner in crime if you don't know who I am we'll steal people's
Kneeeeeeesss and you might of heard of anyway is it a yes??
                                                                                                  Hi lilypily? I'm guessing that's your name well yes it does get every hard by myself stealing all these titties it gets every hard like d hahaha joke funny anyway yes I would love you to become my partner in crime my or I mean our lair is at 218 river st Ballina laundromat see you lilypily?

What a fucking weird name lilypily uh well guess it her choice *DING* oh my lord Texas guy just send my the hottest pic like my omg and his personality so kind and caring I need to met him one day he is like my passion *DING DONG* who the fuck interrupted my thoughts

Lilypily pov
I was super happy to hear from vanah she is so amazing and I'm going to be working with her *giggle giggle* cringe i know anyway pretty to get to her too because superman owes me a favour so I decide to call that in and get a lift to the laundromat. Laundromat.....laundromat why a laundromat like that is a pretty weird place to have as a lair. Anyway she is amazing why should I judge her she's probably poor. Wow it's big like I understand why she lives here now O...M......G......
*Knock Knock*
Vanah pov
*Knock Knock*
I open the door to revel lilypily I know what she looks like from her instagram and how the fuck did she get so quick
Vanah: ummmm......hi how did you get get here so.....
She cut me off
Lilypily:superman
What the fuck
Vanah:SUPERMAN!?
Lilypily: yeah......superman
Isn't he apart of the justice league tho
Vanah:I thought he was a good guy??
Lilypily:well I'm kinda proud of this (whispers) he's my bitch
What does she mean by that.....
Lilypily pov
I can see she is confused how do I put this
*Flashback*. ⚠️smut warning ⚠️
Superman pov
Omg I can't arrest her look at her she's just so....so so hotttttt like breath taking but how am I suppose to tell her that I really am I girl and I have vagina she might be disappointed but then I was knocked out of my thoughts by her voice
Lilypily:I know you want me.....
Oh god how does she know
Lilypily:.....but I kinda have a.......
What could possibly be wrong with her she is perfect
Superman: JUST SAY IT......because I don't think anything is wrong with you
I she her blush which instantly makes me blush too
Lilypily:I.....have a.... PENIS....
An insist relieve falls over me maybe she won't care with I have a vagina now
Superman: WELL GOOD BECAUSE I HAVE VAGINA
that when's I remove the distance between us and connect our lips which soon turns into a make out session . When she starts ripping my clothes off throwing on the floor everywhere before I can say anything she starts to grope me that's when I start moaning uncontrollably when she speaks
Lilypily: daddy likes that doesn't he
Omg does she know what she is doing to me god damn it that's when she starts fingering 1 finger then 2 and then 3 right I'm a moaning mess that I think Antarctica could hear my screams as she start going faster and faster when I pull out a speed camera to she how faster she going 20km OMG does she know what she is doing as I'm about to reach my climax she pulls out.....
Lilypily pov
Lilypily: bye now you owe me *wink*
Hahaha now I'm the bad bitch
Superman: No, No we have to finish
Awwww what a baby
Lilypily:Nah I think I'm good for now byeeeee
*End of flashback*
Lilypily: well we kinda had a thing but really he has a (whispers) vagina but we still made it work because I had a dick but I kinda fingered him and told him he owes me a favour so that's how I got her
Vanah:you.....you....you have a dick???
Lilypily:ummmm...yeah is that a problem
Vanah:nah we can just be vibin together and maybe we can like do some extra credit *wink wink*
Vanah pov
I'm actually running low on my titties so I think I'm going to have to take lilypily on a test run maybe might even try what see does and steal some kneeesssss,ooooo it sounds kinda fun might teach her how to steal some titties.
Vanah:TiTtIe StEaLiNg HeRe We GoOoOooooo
(Intense music)
*Time skip to first victim*
Vanah:ooooooo there's the first victim so I keep trace of my victims that's why I have this face/ DNA scanner thing so first victim is liliana tassel,age 15 and titties average.
Lilypily:ok so what do we do now....
David:NOTHING.....oooo vanah I seen you got a partner in crime or is she just your new fuck buddy you slut!
Vanah:uh like to she you talk you had one person that cares about and she's dead hit by a bus what a shame...not DiCkHeAd I WaNt To Be In PeAcE wItH mY TiTtIeSsSS!!!
lilypily: AND MY KnEeSsSsS........(whispers) wouldn't mind something extra tho *winks at vanah*
David: I KNEW IT YOUR FUCKING EACH OTHER
Vanah:NO WE ARENT......(whispers) yet
Lilypily pov
Omg omg omg I heard that she said yet ....yet what does yet mean like she wants to fuck I mean I have a dick tho I can't tell her she might be disappointed or worst trade me to the Disney company no no no that can't happen I have been their once before and never again!!!

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