Elisa slowly backed up in pure shock....they never thought something like this would happen. Just then a leg pinned kick her, the wall was shattered.... "...g- gOtHiC..?-" said the shocked and frightened short bottom.
And in the most Monokuma voice ever Gothic said, "WHERE IS MY SUPERSUIT??" Just then a loud annoying screech was heard, Madison was somehow now Thomas the train and was dashing toward them."CHUGA,CHUGA,CHUAGA,CHOO,CHOO!" Yelled Maddison The Train.
Elisa tried to outrun, by the legs of goTHIC was too long. They tried to put goTHIC on the cover of vogue... They were sCoOpEd up by the train, and inside was something shocking that was awaiting.... Max was DORA THE EXPLORA.
"...UNO....DOS....TRES....VAMONOS!" Elisa was still in pure shock, more confused then ever! "I THOUGHT MARTHA WAS AN AVARGE DOG!" Gothic yelled at Elisa. Elisa was even more confused. "What???" Just then, a mirror appeared infront of Elisa... She was the man behind the slaughter... Elisa jumped.
"HUH???" She yelled in confusion. Maddison stopped... the train disappeared... more like it shaped shifted into beast boy! "ELISA YOU'RE GROUNDED!" Madison boy yelled. Max gasped in Spanish. "TU ¿MATASTE A OXI CLEAN??" Max the explora yelled in spanish.
Elisa was even more confused. "WHAT ARE YOU SAYING???"
Gothic who had better legs than Patrick the stars with leg nets and boots gasped. "MAX SAID YOU KILLED OXI CLEAN??? YOU KILLED OXI CLEAN??" Maddison sighed. "I though it cleaned tougher stains than purple..."
just then another human bust through the wall that was not there a second ago. "OH YEAH!" yelled koolaid- man... just that... WAIT IT WASN'T KOOLAID- MAN, IT WAS JONAH- MAN! Elisa jumped back even further. "WHAT IS GOING ON??? WHAT THE- THAT WALL-"
Jonah- man, gothic, max the explora, and Madison the train glanced at eachother then back at Elisa. "MAN BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER!" They yelled as the mourned in oxi cleans death. Just then, doctor doofensmurf and Satan claus yelled "HOE, HOE, HOE!" As they landed their way down with Perry the red nosed reindeer.
"MERRY CHRISTMAS! WE'RE HERE TO DROP OFF SOME PRESENTS!" Satan yelled. He gave them all coal expect gothic, cause gothic is a good boy. They flew away as docter doofensmurf got naughty with Satan claus. Satan wanted the smooches ;). Just then Maddison the train started screaming.
"THIS IS NOT 13+!!! CLOSE YOUR EYES, ALL OF YOU!" And right after that, gothic's present jumped out of the wrapper. It was... KAIUUU, WAIT NO, IT WAS KAI THE RED NINJA! NO! IT WAS EMO ELMO! WORLD WIDE HANDSOME?? "NO THAT'S WRONG!" KAI THE WEIRDO YELLED. They all jumped back in fear expect goTHIC. GoTHIC sighed in edgy. "I thought satan gave me a present, not a peasant...."
"ANOTHER ONE??" Yelled Elisa, almost done of this all. Kai did the NYUH NYUH NYUH laugh. They were quite pleased. Kai took Elisa's hat since Elisa is the man behind the slaughter. "YES, ME THE PEASANT, SHALL BE THE NEXT MAN BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER FOR I HAVE PURPLE HAIR!" Just then Elisa cried.
"WAHHH YOUR SO MEAN!!!" Gothic gasped. "WHAT?? BUT YOU CAN'T BE THE MAN BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER!! ELISA KILLED OXI CLEAN!!" Kai gasped. "WHAT??? BUT DOESN'T OXI CLEAN DESTROY STAINS TOUGHER THEN ME??"
Jonah- man shook his head. "I SAW OXI CLEAN DIE IN MY ARMS!! HE TOOK THE RED AWAY FROM ME, BUT ELISA BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER IS TOO PURPLE!" Kai gave Elisa back the hat. "I am WRONG! YOU ARE GOD, I AM ASHAMED AND SUCH A PLEBE! FORGIVE ME SAM AND COLBY!" Kai said as they prayed in their shrine of the two bootiful boys.
Just then Elisa woke up....."Yeesh, what a nightmare... thank god it's over, that was too confusing... even thinking about it gives me a headache..." Elisa chuckled as then turned over to their side, and there.......right....there.....was a fusion of all the characters together just watching her.
"Goodnight Elisa!"
Elisa screamed and jumped up.
"AAH-"
And then the screen turned black and the credits started rolling with the song "R-r-r-roll up to the party with my crazy pink wig".
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Elisa the man behind the slaughter
GoTHIC the LEGendary
Max the explora
Madison the train, NO, Madison boy!
Jonah- man
Doctor doofensmurf
Satan clous
Perry the red nosed reindeer
Kaiuuu, kai the red ninja, emo elmo, world wide handsome!
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RandomHave you ever wonder what would happen if you stepped on a Lego? Well that would only make sense in this kind of fanfic universe. Nagito komaeda was here, and his friends Sang- WoAh, and HISOKA ;)
