Song Lyric I

Cast Of Henry Danger - Ray Hates Musicals

Ray
Please, be seated
When I was a boy
I auditioned for a musical
It was a musical, about cats

Charlotte
Was it Cats?

Ray
It doesn't really matter, Charlotte
I'm trying to tell a story here
Please listen
Thank you
Anyways, on the day of the audition
I wore underwear
Underwear with cats
Like in the musical
That's how I knew this role would be mine stat

Schwoz
What is stat?

Ray
Are you guys done?
I'm kinda pouring my heart out here
Anyways
I meow'd
Oh, I meow'd
Like I'd studied cats at Yale
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow
Meow and I shook my tush like my tush, had a bushy little tail

Charlotte
It's just that we can tell what happens in the end

Ray
Ha! That I doubt

Charlotte
You didn't get the role
It went to someone else who tried out

Ray
Ever since that day
I've had a hatred for musicals
So whoever caused this curse

Henry
You know it was Frankini

Ray
Oh, yeah
So Frankini

Schwoz
Oh god, I smell a high note. Plug your ears!

Ray
Will paaaaaay!

Schwoz
Ay! That was my favorite vase!