Kindergarten Script & Walkthrough

Cindy's Mission

Cindy's Mission

Kid: I'm ready to start another day of kindergarten.

Buggs: Hmmmm...I smell money...*sniff*...Yeah, someone is definitely carrying more than $3.00 around here. Hey kid. You carrying any cash?

Kid: yes

Buggs: Excellent. Give me half or I'll split your empty skull with my foot.

Kid: Fine, here.

Buggs: Good girl. Now don't go telling teacher about this, or you might turn up missing like that Billy kid.

Kid: Right.

Ms. Applegate: I'm Ms. Applegate. I have been endowed...*Ahem*...with excellent teaching qualities.

Kid: Buggs stole my money.

Ms. Applegate: He did? Interesting. I'll make you a deal. Buggs is a real trouble maker. He's violent and a danger to others. If you go over there and challenge him, I'll make it worth your while.

Kid: What is he hurts me?

Ms. Applegate: It'll build character!

Kid: Is this legal?

Ms. Applegate: Probably not, but if this is how I can start my underground kid fighting ring then it's a risk I'm willing to take!

Kid: What's in it for me?

Ms. Applegate: I'll give you a gold star! We all love gold stars, don't we?

Kid: Ummmm...ok.

Ms. Applegate: Oh, how I love a good kiddie fight! Just go over and push him a little bit. When he attacks back, just yell for me and I'll put a stop to it.

Kid: Ok.

Buggs: What do you want dweeb? I'm not giving your money back. Get out of here before I squish you.

Kid: Squishing me won't make your dad come back.

Buggs: My dad will come back! He just went to the store to get some cigarettes is all! Get out of here, or I'll beat you so hard it'll make him proud!

Kid: He'll never be proud of you.

Buggs: Yes, he will! If you don't leave right now, I'll kill you!

Kid: Dying wouldn't be so bad.

Buggs: Fine! You asked for it! This is for you, Dad!

~ Buggs starts beating you senseless. ~

Kid: (Calls for teacher.)

Ms. Applegate: Buggs!! How dare you attack another student unprovoked again! That's the last straw. I'm sending you the principal's office so he can finally expel you!

Buggs: No! Please! Don't! She started it! She's a liar! She said my dad was never coming back!

Ms. Applegate: Well, she's right...and after this little incident neither are you. Now go to the principal's office or I'll have the janitor carry you there!

Buggs: But...But...

Ms. Applegate: GO!!

Buggs: Stupid rat...we coulda been friends if you didn't rat me out.

Ms. Applegate: Oh, happy day! I'm finally rid of that little degenerate! Here's your gold star as promised.

Kid: Thanks.

Ms. Applegate: Hmmmm...Now you've got me thinking though. Jerome thinks he's so high and mighty because he's the principal's kid. Why don't we arrange a trip for him to visit daddy?