You claim that you are knight from the 1720's, that has killed your king, fled from your Kingdom, founded the USA, left because you didn't like it there, come back to high-five a person, decide to travel to Santa, get frozen in ice along the way, unfreeze, go to (current location) and have stayed there from then on.
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50 Ways To Know If There Is Something Wrong With You
HumorThe title says it all, 50 ways to know if there is something wrong with you! Please take no offence, this a funny little thing! Also, feel free to try this (although it may not always be recommended!) Please share your thoughts and doings in the com...