once upon a tim i was wlkin down the street... i wuz on me way 2 skool (KMS SO HARD)..... it was a very cold day today..... i hug me jaket closer to me waste..... all of a sudden.....
i bump in2 some1..
"i sorry" i says but then i look up and look @ who i bumt in2....
it was a man.... he was the prettiest thing i evr seen..... he had a smil that could lite up me whole world.... and it did....
"it ok" he says smiling.... (world lites up)
he maybe fourty years old.... just me typ.....
but then he start to wlk away....
i run after him & takle him & hug him.
"wut the fek" he yels @ me.
but i doughnut care... i stil hugin him
he pul out him fone and dial "911"
"911 wut ur mergency?"
"dis gurl wont get off meh she gon kil meh"
"nO NO NO I LUV U DOUGHNUT CALL DE COPS"
moments l8er i hear da sirens
i stil hugin da man... i wil nvr let go!!!
i fele hands grabin me arms & dey r tryn 2 get me off but i wil not! i hold on wit all me strength!
all of a sufden i fele a sharp pain
dey taze me!
i fall off & start shakin or wutever happens wen u git taze...
the po-po start to pul me way and i see da look in de man eyes... it was pure saddness... he luv me
"atLEAST TELL NE UR NAME UR THE LOVE OF ME LYFE" i shout
"my name is.... it is..... bob... duncan..." he anser
& i died... rite den & der
(sequal??😜)