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PSA: Eid Mubarak

POV: The ugly. nerdy, musty,weird and unpopular guy (you) falls in love with the cool, handsome, good looking and perfect thing (me) while I eat an burger in slow motion.

STORY

y/n: Omg I am so ugly, nerdy and just so unpopular! I wish I was like my crush Wolfhard! He's just so cute and perfect and I am just that horsey thing.

me: Omg it's that unpopular, nerdy and musty thing. I will eat my burger while she's falling for me.

y/n: Hi I wanted to ask if you wanna go out with me and all that stuff. I really like you and your burger looks good. Well i mean you look crustier but I like you a lot.

me: Umm i don't like ya. Bye

y/n: I will change over night. You will see!

me: Umm get a thera pee st

y/n: You may be funny and just perfect but you will see!

me: Ok

Later

*Y/n point of view*

When I (the ugly, musty, nerdy thing) came home, I first started to learn the slang languages. I actually hate slang since it's just useless and it doesn't fit in my vocabulare. After i spent 2 hours on UrbanDictionary i decided to change my appearance. I tried to make my skin clearer, made my hair shaved my mustache and got myself an outfit. Of course all of this won't really help since I'm really ugly, so I decided to use witch craft and tried to manifest it. I really hope this is going to work...

The next day

*Y/n pulls up with tennis socks, a long ass white dress with a black jacket on her body. She wore black sun glasses and a bucket hat*

me: Damn you really got drip today. Oh I'm sorry I meant, you look good today!

Y/n: Stfu battyfish mad sus Looking giraffe long neck dude. I know what it means bruh.

me: Oh you tryna beef with me and my looks?? Try again sweetie there's no chance

Y/n: Damn it's really hot. Welp you're not the one that is making everything melt. It's your ugly ass mayonaise breath

me: I acctually wanted to get you so I could say sweet things like "You are so ugley but we still a Little bit cute together and I was trying to be nice and make your whole life by talking nicely to you, since I'm so popular. Oh yeah while I mention popular, my friends probably prepeared some good roasts for you. You're gonna burn but painfully since you can't be the good vibe hot as I am hahahah I'm so funny and quirky.

me: Umm friends?? Where are y'all?? I need y'alls help!!

y/n: Ha! They're on my side now you hairy looking Bob Duncan head!

me: Well let's talk about your mustach- Oh why is it gone?

y/n: Because I got cool and all that HA HA.

This Year

Time went on and y/n got popularer everyday. @Me got bullied and turned into horsey thing.

PSA: This is all a joke. I was just making fun of those movies where the main character turns popular in a day. Thank you for reading this bullshit lmao.