Pretzel

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Italy: Who's a creepy pretzel?

Italy: You're a creepy pretzel! *points to Russia*

Russia: ^J^ *hold up a pipe*

Italy: Who's a francy pretzel?

Italy: You're a francy pretzel! *points to France*

France: Hon hon hon~ Oui.

Italy: Who's a quiet pretzel?

Italy: You're a quiet pretzel! *points to Iceland*

Iceland: ...

Italy: *cough cough* my point proven * cough *Anyway... Who's a crabby Pretzel?

Italy: You're a crabby pret-

Romano: *pushes Italy's face onto the table* Shut your mouth you damn Idiot.

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