Italy: Who's a creepy pretzel?
Italy: You're a creepy pretzel! *points to Russia*
Russia: ^J^ *hold up a pipe*
Italy: Who's a francy pretzel?
Italy: You're a francy pretzel! *points to France*
France: Hon hon hon~ Oui.
Italy: Who's a quiet pretzel?
Italy: You're a quiet pretzel! *points to Iceland*
Iceland: ...
Italy: *cough cough* my point proven * cough *Anyway... Who's a crabby Pretzel?
Italy: You're a crabby pret-
Romano: *pushes Italy's face onto the table* Shut your mouth you damn Idiot.
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