"That awkard moment when you're late to class, and when you walk in, everyone stares at you like you've just killed someone."
"That moment of joy when you're in a restruant and you see your food coming."
" 'I cant eat anymore, I'm full.' 'Do you want any dessert?' "YESSSSSSS!!' "
"Lying in bed wondering if it's worth it to get up and pee."
"That mini heart-attack you get whenyou reach your handinto your pocket and don't feel your phone."
" *Alarm set for 6:00* *Wakes up at 5:59* Who else lies back down to cherish that last minute of sleep?"
"H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K.= Half of my energy wasted on random knowledge"
" *3 AM phone call* .. 'Hey are you asleep?' 'Nooo, I'm skydiving....' "
"I like who I am. I like what I like. I love what I love. I do what I want. Get off my back and deal with it. It's my life, not yours."
"Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard us right now, we'd be put into a mental hospital."
"Laughter is the best medicine. But, if you're laughing without any reason, you need medicine."
"First day of school: 30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 rulers, 10 notebooks... MIDDLE OF MARCH: 1 pencil you found on the ground."
"That moment whenyou get a sweet text and you just sit there smiling at your screen like a weirdo."
"DEAR HATERS, I COULDN'T HELP BUT NOTICE THAT 'awesome' ends with 'me' and 'ugly' starts with 'u'."
"The awkard moment when someone's zipper is down and you don't know whether to tell, because you can't explain why you were looking that low."
"8 year old today have: Facebook, Twitter, iPhone and an iPod. When I was 8, I had a coloring book, crayons, and an imagination."
"That moment when you're drifting off to sleep and you suddenly feel like you're falling."
"It's funny when people see me atthe supermarket and they ask me, 'Hey, what you doing here?' and I'm just like, 'Oh you know hunting elephants.' "
"IN THE CAR: When a sad song comes on the radio, I stare out the window and pretend to act it out."
"That fake laugh that you do when you don't know what someone just said."
"Being a person is getting too complicated. Time to be a unicorn."
"Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 bottles in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem."
"To Do List: 1] Buy a sword. 2] Name it kindess. 3] Kill people wth kindness..."
"That random moment when you trip and fall, then walk away hoping no one saw you."
"God gave us Mondays to punish us for what we did over the weekend."
"Ever looked at your best friend and thought, 'Why aren't we comedians?' "
"That look you give your friends when someone attractive walks in the room."
"We tesxt 24/7, but when we meet, it's so awkard."
"Don't text me while I'm texting you, now I have to change my text."
"Everything is funnier when you're not allowed to laugh."
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Random"Words are, of course, the most powerful drug used by mankind." There are millions of words out there that have been spoken by many. This is a book that holds some of those words.
