Okay you know what doesn't make sense?
There are perfumes and candles that are labelled to be scented like "vanilla cupcakes" or "chocolate cupcakes" or "strawberry cupcakes".
How the fuck do you know what a cupcake smells like compared to a cake? like can you smell the size difference? Because as far as I know, they're exactly the same.
Cakes smell like cakes.
Cupcakes smell like slightly smaller cakes?
No. Cupcakes, get back into line. You're not special.
and don't even get me started on the cookies vs. cake issue we have in society.
Oh, there are wars going on in other countries?
SUCKS FOR THEM I HAVE TO DEAL WITH MY $39.99 CANDLE FROM YANKEE CANDLE THAT WAS IMPROPERLY LABELED.
(for those of you who may or may not get butt hurt over the joke, it simply was a joke. I know their issues are greater then mine ok chill)
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HumorI'm a tiny teenaged girl who likes to rant about a lot of meaningless stuff because in retrospect I'm actually pretty lucky for everything I have but liSTEN TO ME WHINE.
