THE ALIEN MIX UP

Chapter One

The spaceship landed on a planet which if I could remember had green and blue colour yeah green and blue yes that that's if I could remember correctly . I came to this strange planet because of a war that happened earlier today well that's a story for another day or two . I have heard many stories about the great and amazing Earth which I plan to destroy one day, well I've always dreamed of taking over a planet my dad will always encouraged me in many ways that's if he's still alive he will always say "Zoltoks my son you will take over a planet but not just our planet" he will say while he will look at my elder sister" yeah like what ever pops" zolwin will say now Let me tell you something about my sister zolwin she usually sends me to give her boyfriends breakup up letter's you might see her as a cute little teenage girl 😍 but inside she's a monster 💀her goal is to get the richest boyfriends she can get but the richest one she has presently is the one that I hate and the one that makes me cry the most please dear male and female earthlings put your non tentacled  hands together for ZOOMER who she said that they met on a freak accident 
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nd of course she also broke up     
with yesterday before the attack and of course l also got beating up by also  I kinda think my sister is bad luck because when she broke up with him good luck started coming his way he won a lottery of 2000 alien gold that's huge "yo well speak of the devil and she comes in wearing a black skinny jeans and a blue shirt that says all "boys are cheaters "with her natural brown and green hair 'oo'I forgot to tell you that black in my planet is like pink to you guys and as I was saying before her Royal majesty came in f.y.i she made me say that we also said she was wearing bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla and I was awesomely wearing a black jacket a black skinny jeans and a shirt that says all "girls are liars" especially zolwin courtesy Zoltan actually my real name is Zoltan but people call me zoltoks also my aunt zeema made it for me two weeks ago."Still mad about the break up sis" I said gently and politely "yes zoltoks yes assuming that I had known l should have waited patiently collect the gold and tell you to send give him a break up letter as usual "Thank Sirk that he broke up with you" I said quietly I just made a big mistake I forgot that she has enhanced hearing "what did you say" she said while facing me and preparing a blast in her hands "em nothing sis" " what ever" she said while she turned off the dangerous blast from her hands "Remember I still have that cute boy that simmy told me about" she said while chewing a fresh brand of "human eye balls" you always forget things Dum Dum, Dum Dum if not of me you should have died in the middle of the war and also if not of me you should have had have bruises on your ugly face and body ✋🖐️✋✋
Authors note
Another story created by me hope you enjoyed it thanks got to vroom out 🏍️🏎️🏍️🏍️🏎️🏎️