Jailbreak

A Triangle Has Three Sides

"You damn perverts, go blow your undead dad or something...just please don't hit me in the head with a Hockey Stick..."
- Dallas Conner

" Of course women don't work as hard as men! They do it right the first time!"
- Ryker O'Malley

" Gayness took over the world and it ended, that's why we have homophobes"
- Alorah Brown

" If you don't want to be honest with me, then please stay away from me."
- Kalen Fernsby

"The year is 2087, it's dark and stormy- okay okay- I'm not saying that. It's way to cliche." A boy with messy short brown hair and freckles said through laughter to another boy "oh come on, it's funny!" The other boy said as he playfully shoved the other. "It's boring is what it is. Y'know what, let me do this my way. It's 2087 blah blah blah, there was a virus that turned adults into zombie things blah blah blah, there's only a couple hundred people on the whole planet now. Blah. Blah. Blah. Ok now that you're all caught up, hey, the names Dallas, Dallas Conner, and this ugly looking...thing here is Kalen Fernsby, aka the biggest crackhead in the whole apocalypse, and my best friend" Kalen rolled his eyes. "Basically back in 2085 a virus broke out...it was worse than any other virus that the world had ever seen. Except for some reason it seemed to only affect people over the age of 18. We still don't know the science behind it or where it came from. But all I can say is...I'm glad it came." Kalen rambled on as he stood up from the bench sitting in front of what looked like a beautiful, tropical scene, but was actually an old run down poster for a shark movie of some kind. "Chill, chill, he doesn't mean thank you that basically all his family members except his little sister died, he means thank you because this virus was the best thing to happen for every kid, teen, young adult, and...well yea that's pretty much it." Dallas said while running after Kalen. "No adults telling us what to do while forcing rules on us, no cops trying to arrest us for every little thing. And the best of all...No. More. School. Dallas continued rambling while not realizing Kalen had run to the rooftop of an old abandoned apartment building. "The only downfall is that the adults aren't really...'gone' they're just not human anymore." Kalen points to a group of zombified adults just slowly stumbling around saying a bunch of random stuff that makes no sense considering the situation they're in.' "You may be wondering why the hell they're acting so weird, well what the virus does is it takes every human ages 18 and up and slowly but painfully turns them into what we call G's,, stupid I know, I didnt come up with it...but that's another story for another day, anyways, back to the G's. They basically sit around all day saying the last thing they said before the virus broke out, for example, that's Mrs. Brown, she was my next door neighbor, as you can see she's walking around saying 'I heard that new pizza place down the street is pretty good, maybe we'll eat dinner there' just because it's the last thing she told her daughte-...daughter....." Dallas slowly lost his train of thought and zoned off while looking all sad and upset, Kalen hugged him and mumbled something to him to help him snap out of it, when he did actually snap out of it he pointed to an old lady slowly stomping around all slow and mopey while saying the stuff about the pizza place. "They may look weirdly harmless...but trust me, they won't hesitate to snap your entire body in half and eat your corpse until there's nothing left, not even bones." Kalen said as he reloaded a pistol.