Badboyhalo, pointing at the broken coffee machine: So, who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Finn: ...I did. I broke it.
Badboyhalo: No, no you didn't. Spifey?
Spifey: Don't look at me, look at Skeppy!
Skeppy: What?! I didn't break it!
Spifey: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Skeppy: Because it's sitting in front of us, and it's broken.
Spifey: Suspicious.
Skeppy: No it's not!
Georgenotfound: If it matters, probably not, but Sapnap was the last one to use it.
Sapnap: Liar! I don't even drink that brand!
Georgenotfound: Oh, really?? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Sapnap: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, George!
Finn: Okay, let's not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Bad.
Badboyhalo: No! Who broke it??!
Skeppy: Bad, Dream's been awfully quiet.
Dream: REALLY??!!
[everyone starts arguing]
Badboyhalo: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a head on a stick.
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MCYT Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionIncorrect quotes of MCYT! Such as Skeppy, Badboyhalo, Dream, etc. Remember! These. are. all. jokes. I don't mean anything by them, im not trying to force relationships/sexualities on anyone.
