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                                                  Saturday 1:25 AM

Yo! Still awake?

Read 1:33 AM

Nope.

Read 1:34 AM

So wanna talk dirty?

Read 1:37 AM

WHAT???

Read 1:39 AM

HAHA joke!  Masyado ka kasing seryoso, baka antukin ako.

Read 1:43 AM

Then sleep. 

Read 1:44 AM

Napaka corny mo noh? Anyway I'm just curious, kanino mo ba dapat i-sesend yung dick pic mo?

Read 1:48 AM

Why do you want to know?

Read 1:49 AM

Kasi nga curious ako. Ano ba yan, basa basa din kasi.

Read 1:54 AM

There is this girl that I really like. We've been talking for two weeks personally and then I finally have the guts to asked for her number.

Read 1:56 AM

And then she asked me to send a dick pic sa unang message ko sa kanya. I'm not comfortable with it but she said she really wanted it.

Read 1:58 AM

Obviously, sinendan mo nga. Pero hindi sa number niya.

Read 2:01 AM

Yeah. I haven't really talk to her yet about the wrong number that she gave me.

Read 2:03 AM

I think she really did it on purpose. Like random number yung binigay niya.

Read 2:05 AM

No, she wouldn't do that. She's not that kind of girl

Read 2:08 AM

Yada yada yada, pagtanggol mo siya all you want pero my intuition told me na she really did it on purpose ;P

Read 2:10 AM

If you saw her na, thank her for me.

Read 2:12 AM

What for?

Read 2:13 AM

Cuz I'm the one who saw your monstrous dick ;)

Read 2:16 AM