𝔻𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕕𝕖 - 𝕕𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕒𝕟𝕣𝕠𝕟𝕡𝕒 𝕟𝕖𝕩𝕥 𝕘𝕖𝕟𝕖𝕣𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟

[iki's dads]

3:09 pm

MIKAZUKI PIKACHU: hey guys im at Masatos house

and its hella creepy here

its victorian assassin vibe

i hate it

jigglypuff: bro im right here

i thought you were my bro

betrayal

dragons n fairies n shit: Mika i thought i were your bro

also when did you and masato become close?

MIKAZUKI PIKACHU: you are my bro <3

both of you are my main bros

and the others are just sides bro i dont really care about them

okay but i have absolutely no idea how we became bros

i guess being a street fighter and spy is similar???

bitch i have no idea

badummm: you three may be bros

Sayo Synth: but me and oriono is the best bros

we have a band togheter

beat that

Money Money Rich Rich: me and sumi are best bros

i can call her sumi

Sayo Synth: no youre not

Sayos goth gf: ive never called you bro????

Money Money Rich Rich: shhh

guardian of the GAEY: hikaru i thought we were best bros?
rENZO IRUMAAH: well me and nagisa are obviously better

only straight man im sO ASHAMED: obviously

we do nlog things

Money Money Rich Rich: nlog?

only staright amn im sO ASHAMED: not like other girls

duh

Akina is hot i-: i think me and ryo is the best bros

Minduwu and also insomniac: you are not bros youre lesbians

child of a cHILD: fair enough

who names their kid Iki?: bitches

Money Money Rich Rich: oh no

who names their kid Iki?: you got nothing against me

my dads invented bros

you guys were raised on your parents calling each other babe and stuff like that

i was raised on my parents calling each other bro and saying no homo whenever they kissed or held hands or fucked

Sayos goth gf: you saw your parents fuck?

Money Money Rich Rich: no renzo did that

rENZO IRUMAAH: i can neither confirm nor deny that

who names their kid Iki?: so my conclusion is

that my family is the best bros

you might have bros in this friend group, but i am still the og bro

so you can perish

hey this is mondo to confirm that we are fucking best bros

And this is Kiyotaka to confirm that and warn you that if you say inappropriate stuff in this chat or is mean to each other, I will call your parents!

MIKAZUKI PIKACHU: damn your dad is scary

but anyway

i love you hikaru <3

(no homo)

i love you masato <3

(no homo)

guardian of the GAEY: you are not even the same gender????

MIKAZUKI PIKACHU: its mandatory

who names their kid Iki?: it is mandatory

MIKAZUKI PIKACHU: wow im surprised that you can spell that

Sayo Synth: the volume inside this bus

is ASTRONOMICAL

MIKAZUKI PIKACHU: tiktok addiction

jigglypuff: mika you aint fooling anyone you literally greeted me with "martha was an average dog" today

MIKAZUKI PIKACHU: i can neither deny nor confirm that

Sayos goth gf: are we not talking about the fact that renzo might have seen his parents have sex

Money Money Rich Rich: you think too highly of our mental health

rENZO IRUMAAH: im fine

Sayos goth gf: okay

Akina is so hot i-: do i sense mom friend

Sayos goth gf: fuck no