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*Eric_Cartman added Ky.B,StannyBoi,Coffee_maker,Space_Nerd,BunnyLover and Kennytheimmortal to the group chat*

Eric_Cartman: Hi guys 😔

Ky.B: What

Eric_Cartman: Jeez the Jews angry today

Stannyboi: 🙄

Space_Nerd: what do you want Cartman

Ky.B: Yeah Fatass

Eric_Cartman: Oh yeah...Heidi  broke up with me again!! 😔😭😭

Space_Nerd: And we all care why?

Eric_cartman: Well...

Ky.B: well?

Eric_Cartman: We have to wait for Tweek to come online

Space_Nerd: he won't

Eric_Cartman: Why?

Space_Nerd: Because he's asleep

StannyBoi: How? The only thing he drinks is coffee!!

Coffee_Maker: Stfu

Space_Nerd: huh I was wrong. Hi babe

Coffee_maker: Hi baby

Eric_cartman: Ew

Ky.B: shut up fatass

Stannyboi: yeah

Eric_cartman: HEY IM NOT FAT IM BIGBONED

Ky.B: Sure. So why will we help you get Heidi back?

Eric_cartman: I know your secrets

Ky.B: Crap

Stannyboi: Uh oh

Space_nerd: I dont have any

Coffee_maker: same

Eric_cartman: Hehe




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