Jan: No I'm not doing this anymore.
Brian: Come on Jan, we need you for this episode.
Jan: I'm sorry i'm not doing it. Assy, come on we're leaving.
Astrid: Coming mom!
{goes to Jim and Pam}
Jim: Cece, come on sweetie we are gonna miss Philips kindergarten graduation!
Cece: Dad I can't find my other shoe!
Jim: (picks up random shoe) here's one lets go we are late!
Jim: ( to the camera ) Guys can we do this later? We are late and Pam will kill me if I miss this.
Brian: Yea, sure.
{ goes to Dwight, Angela,Philip, and Josiah}
Dwight: Yes we had another Schrute boy. He was born premature... (whispers) i can already tell he is gonna be weak.
Angela: (scoffs) Dwight can you not be so mean to Josiah please.
Dwight: Fine, he will be the perfect size young man.(whispers) To help sew clothes,Like a woman.
Angela: DWIGHT!
Dwight: I'm sorry honey I didn't mean it.
Josiah: (Cries)
Dwight: I think he is hungry.
Angela: (to Brian)I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the room.
Brian: Trust me, i'm on it.
{Goes to Ryan,Kelly,and Brad Pitt Howard}
Brian: Hey Ryan, whats up?
Brad:(cries nonstop)
Ryan: (yells) Oh hey! Didn't know we were filming this today. Kinda lost track of time with Brad ya know!?
Kelly: ( walks in with shopping bags in hand) Oh Hey, Brian is it? I just got back from Louis Vuitton. In case you were wondering.
Brian: Oh... Hey Kelly.
Kelly: Can you believe that I gave birth like.. I don't know. Ryan? When did I have Brad?
Ryan: 3 months and 6 days ago.
Kelly: Right, anyway i was a size four my whole life , but now i'm a size 2! Can you believe it! I went from a size four, then I got fat because of brad but now I'm a 2. I know it is amazing.
Brian: Yea that's gre---
Kelly: And OMG did you see this giant rock on my finger. Ryan and I got married like, 2 years ago. We had the biggest wedding... It was way bigger than Jim and Pam's. We went to Paris for our honeymoon. It was AMAZING. Ryan paid for all of it. He loves me so much! But no more than I love him right?
Ryan: Yea--- no I love you way more than you love me!
Kelley: Awe isn't he just so sweet. Also---
Brian: Okay bye see you all later.
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The Office: Where are they now?
FanfictionThis is basically a episode of the office about their lives 5 years after the documentary aired.
