Alex Turner One Shots

Aging

Audrey was laying  cuddles up in Alex's bed and waited, covered into his duvet and pillow that both had his familiar scent, until he would finally be done with brushing his teeth.

She had her eyes already closed, he was  away for ages and she hated to wait. She knew tonight nothing more than some cuddeling to sleep would happen because both were simply tired and exhausted from the whole day, but still she wanted him next to her, now!

When she stepped into the bathroom, wearing some kneesocks under the huge sweater, she found her boyfriend, the great Alex Turner, Icon, Sex-Symbol and Music Genius, standing in front of the huge mirror, with his nose nearly touching it and having his hands in his hair.

She sneaked over to him and put both arms around him, pressing herself against his back and put a soft kiss on his neck "What ya doing here so long, beauty queen?" she hummed against his skin and laid her cheek against his back.

He turned around, taking her by her shoulders, panic in his eyes, she was more than confused.

"Do you see this??? Can you see it?? It's horrible!!" he said, nearly out of breath and still with this panicing lookon his face.

"What should I see? A sexy man in my bathroom?" she joked, but Alex wasn't in a happy mood

"Here!" he took a strand of hair between his fingers "See!!"

And as Audrey narrowed her eyes, a smirk appeard on her face  "Uhhh...you're getting oooooold" she said with a wider getting grin and put a kiss on the tip of his nose but his face got even more grim

"Oh come on, grumpy old man" she laughed and hugged him tighter, kissing his cheek.

"But...I...how...??"

"Genetics darlin. Uhh maybe you'll get bald next" she grinned and felt a little sorry by the terrified look he gave her.

"Come on. First of it isn't that bad, maybe a few slowely grey turning hairs, and if you want we'll go to a hairdresser and he can fix it in under half an hour" she smiled and wanted to pull him to the bedroom, but he still stood there like a scared deer in front of a car at night.

"We...I can't...otherwise people will know" "Oh god...you're even worse than my dad when it started" she laughed
 "Alright, I'll bye some dye for you then, ok, and we'll try it here" she said and he noded, then gave her a tight hug "I love you" he whispered while she grinned
 "I love you too, old, aging man" and earned a soft slap on her ass from him and finally he was ready to go to bed.

Audrey was laying in his warm arms, her head on his calm raising and falling chest, half of her body on him, her legs interwined with his and one of her hands softly and slow stroking over his hair.

"when was the last time I told you I love you?" he asked, sounding sleepy already and let his hand rest on her lower back.

"half an hour ago when you noticed you're getting old" she said, grinning again, it was just too much fun to tease him.

He sighed "I was trying to be romantic" he complained "Oh sorry...ok start again" she smiled

"When was the last time I told you I love you?" he repeated "Well...when you realised you're finally really at the end of your twenties" she said, holding back a laugh.

"You're mean" he said, sounding dissapointed. Audrey slowely lifted herself up on her hands and hoovered over him, kissing her way up from his neck to his ear and bit soft but playfully into his earlobe " l love you too, monkey" she whispered then and gave him a long kiss on his lips, making him smile again.

*

"Alright...but you know...i never did this...like ever you know...i warned you, so if this goes wrong, don't hate me. And promise, you'll still have sex with me, even if it goes wrong!" "Audrey just-"
 "Promise!!"
 "Ok ok, I Alexander David Turner, promise that I will still sleep with you, even if this goes wrong, which i hope it wont! Happy now?"
 "Pretty much. Ok...here they say that with your haircolour....mhm...yes...twenty minutes should be enough. And you sure you want that?"
 "God damn, now put that stupid dye onto my hair!" he said laughing already
 "Good..but don't complain afterwards!!"

*

"And?" he asked, his eyebrows lifted and looking at the woman in front of him, blocking the view to the mirror. "You promised you would still sleep with me after this..."
 "So bad?"
 She surpressed a smile and took his hand "I pray to god that you will keep your promise..." she said and stepped aside, seeing how his jaw dropped and he simply stared at himself in the mirror. Silence for a few moments until he slowely turned his head to her, she expected him to get mad and angry at her, even though it wasn't her fault, she followed exactly the instructions of the pack.

"I'm...well...it's not that bad...and maybe a change is good you know...and maybe...yeah...well...I'm sorry Alex, but I did everything just like it said in the instruction, really and-" But she was cut off by him, starting to laugh.
 It was no sarcastic laughing, it was just his natural laugh when something was really funny, and indeed somehow it was.

There he sat on the edge of the bathtub, Alex Turner, singer of the great Arctic Monkeys, looking better than even with his hair having a nice dark shade of green in it.

"Well...at least you can't see the grey hairs now" he said, still smiling. She was surprised, she really thought he'd make a scene, the little drama queen.

"It's alright, and not your fault, don't worry. Well I'll go to the hairdresser then and tell him we had a small accident and he can fix it" "Oh all of the sudden Monsieur can go to the hairdresser after his poor girlfriend got an heartattack because she thought you'd kill her, and now it's alright?"
 "Well...I surely have to take some messurement on you, Miss!" he smirked and stood up again
 "You need to be punished for this desaster, how good you're working for a magazine where you can't destroy people's lifes"
 "Bu hu hu, stop crying princess!" she laughed as he lifted her over his shoulder, leaving the bathroom directly to the bedroom where messurements should take place for his green hair.

*

I actually like it...it gives you a certain something you know" Audrey said, now it was her laying with her chest against Alex's back and one hand softly burried into his hair while she was stroking up and down his side with the other.

"I'll dye your hair green more often if I'll get such messurements afterwards" she smiled, putting a kiss down on his neck, making him laugh quietly.

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well i got the word 'green hair' i hope you like what i made out of it :D xx