"Welcome back fans! We're back...in the future! That...makes no sense! Anyways, we've come back to let you ask us once again! And we'll make it last this time!"
"Yep. We're using our iconic fonts. And yes, my legal name is Tari Spletzer. Welcome to the Mushroom Kingdom. I can marry an adult human that's still 5 foot 2, but jaywalking can get you thrown in prison!"
"Unique legal system. But yes we're back and we have a special guest with us!"
"Welcome the cutie pie, precious little baby girl herself! Desti Spletzer!"
"Mom please don't call me a baby girl in front of them..."
"Awww but my precious little girl is just that. Your my little baby girl!"
"M-Mom, please s-stop, this is embarrassing.."
"Honey, give her the space. There's an audience."
"Oh, yes, alright!"
"I'm Desti Spletzer. Human-Inkling hybrid and loyal girlfriend to my teammate Eva! Speaking of which-"
"This questionnaire will have a new gimmick! We call them Double Gay Days! Where, every once in a while, for three chapters, Desti will bring her precious little girlfriend Eva on to answer questions!"
"She'll be using an underlined font, and I can't wait to bring her here! Spending more time with her is always a happy time"
"Awwww Meggy she's in love!!"
"I'm very proud of her too, heh....anyways, go ahead and ask the three of us some questions. Not sure when Eva will decide to...you know, show up but she can take her time. Anyways, my wife needs to be calmed down. She gets hyper when she's excited. Bye"
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Ask + Dare ; The Spletzer Family
RandomThey're back with a new addition to the roster. Meggy and Tari are now adults and they've invited their teenage daughter, Desti, to join them! Welcome to the family, may you enjoy their company!
