A young woman strode through halls of her high school, next to what seems to be her friend, who held the camera towards her. "This bitch empty," she realized, after having been handed an empty can of soda, of which she had expected to have a drink still in it, "yeet!" she threw the empty can out into the full halls of bustling students with great power and distance, as it disappeared into the crowd of people.
The man, dressed in a jumpsuit of all green, lookin like a lime, leaped from the kitchen counter, landing on the floor with a thump, crouching down as he hit the floor and turned his head towards you, before exclaiming "I'm gay!" whilst looking at you with wide open eyes.
The sky was dark, and the store empty, with the bustling sound of the city surrounding you. Next to you can be seen what seems to be a gas station, with its lights glowing, you approach it carefully before reaching it's glass doors a man, naked in nothing but boxers, exits the building holding an 'A' pose, before greeting you with "Hi welcome to Chili's" staring at you with expectant eyes and an unsettling smile.
Telling an exuberating story the boy said to his friend, who was clad in an all pink jumpsuit, "I was sitting there," His friend looked intently at him as they were walking down a narrow path by a parking place, "BBQ sauce on my titties," The friend broke out in a huge grin, and went into a fit of hysteria, having to drop to the ground, and roll back and forth slowly. Never hearing the end to the tale, the audience is disappointed in the camera man. The suspenseful tale will never be completed.
A man walks out of a seven-eleven, carrying a red slushy, fresh from the machine. Not looking where he was going, he promptly falls over spilling his two dollar slushy everywhere on the wide sidewalk, and exclames in pure rage, "Fuck!"
An older gentleman, smoking a marlboro cigarette, fondly proclaims, "I wanna be a cowboy, baby!" to his younger companion, who responds eagerly with "Hell yeah!" The scene cuts to a local playground, where the same two patriots were hanging off a metal spinning wheel, attached firmly into the ground by a thick green pole. Were the gentleman again claims, "I wanna be a cowboy, baby!" with the same response as before from the younger, "Hell yeah!"
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HumorThese were written during my Creative Writing class, not as an actual part of the class but it's something me and my friend did when we were bored. It turned out to be a rather good writing exercise! Not all of these paragraphs were written by me- I...
