Groupchat
3 snakes and a lion:
ThotterPotter:
Hey yall ... hey ... hows it going? What's up?
BattyBoiBlaise:
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Nottyourman:
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Slytherin.kween:
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ThotterPotter:
I COME IN PEACE!
Slytherin.kween:
You're not a fucking alien Potter 🙄
ThotterPotter:
Uh right ... I need your help
Nottyourman:
WHAT exactly do you need our help with?
BattyBoiBlaise:
And WHY exactly do you think we will help you?
ThotterPotter:
Because I'm the best
BattyBoiBlaise:
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ThotterPotter:
ILL MAKE IT WORTH YOUR TIME!!!
Nottyourman:
Starting to sound like a sex worker now Potter
ThotterPotter:
NO!! I'm saving my body for Draco
Slytherin.kween:
Oh so that's why you're here.
Slytherin.kween:
You're here to ask about our precious Dragon
Nottyourman:
WELL YOU CANT HAVE HIM
BattyBoiBlaise:
Draco is the baby of our slytherin group and the most precious
Nottyourman:
And there is no way that he is going to date someone like you!
ThotterPotter:
What's that supposed to mean?!
Slytherin.kween:
It means Potter ... that Draco deserves someone who actually loves him and will care for him.
BattyBoiBlaise:
Not just someone who wants him for his body
ThotterPotter:
What makes you think I just want him for his body?
BattyBoiBlaise:
You were Hogwarts biggest fuckboy last year
ThotterPotter:
THAT WAS LAST YEAR!!
ThotterPotter:
IVE CHANGED
Nottyourman:
Likely story ... 🙄
ThotterPotter:
I swear I have
ThotterPotter:
I haven't even looked in someone else's direction
ThotterPotter:
All I can think about is Draco 🥰😍💕💗
Slytherin.kween:
Why the sudden change of heart Potter, you barely spoke to him before
ThotterPotter:
Well thats true, I didnt know him that much before ...
ThotterPotter:
But then we were partnered together for that potions project at the end of last year
ThotterPotter:
And I just fell for him so hard and so fast
BattyBoiBlaise:
...
ThotterPotter:
LOOK I KNOW YOU GUYS HATE ME. But please help me get at least one date with him.
ThotterPotter:
And if it goes bad (which it wont) I'll let you guys jinx me into next week
BattyBoiBlaise:
We dont hate you Potter.
Nottyourman:
And you wouldnt have to LET us jinx you, we could do it without your permission
BattyBoiBlaise:
THEO!
Nottyourman:
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Slytherin.kween:
But if you are really serious about this and you promise not to hurt Draco, we will help you.
ThotterPotter:
YES YES YES I PROMISE!!!
YOU ARE READING
Smitten - Drarry
FanfictionA Snapchat drarry story "Hello future husband" "Fuck off Potter" I do not own any of the charachters in this book, I only own the plot
