new year's YAY!

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Chris: hello everyone right now it is 10:12pm 12/31/14......* brushing teeth* Now it's 10:20pm. YAY!

Jeff: God, Is that you making all the noise?

Chris: yes it is and im proud. Now im going to make this untill 2015 yay! I'm so excited!*bouncing off the walls*

Jeff: ok then so guys I'm here to say goodbye to you guys at new years so that will be fun!* slaps Chris to stop her from bouncing off the walls*

Chris: owwww that hurts *kicks jeff in you know what and runs* ahhhhhhhhh!!!!

Jeff: gaaaaa-*falls face first*

Chris: ok so that is done. Now it is 10:27pm YAY!!

M.(AKA my sister): ummmm...... Why is jeff on the ground?

Chris: ohhhh nothing. SISSY I MISS YOU IT'S NEW YEARS YAY YAY!!!!

M.:STOP BOUNCING OFF THE WALLS!

Chris:oops! He he he now it's 10:34! Ok guys so im going to leave until 11:00. So bye guys!

M.: who are you talking to with jeff and ben? Do you guys have the same imagery friend name "guys"? Or am I going crazy!??!!

Chris: Ummmm..... your going crazy!

M.: I thought so...

10:37pm.

10:39pm I will do this when im on my phone!

10:49pm

11:05pm YAY!!

11:17 almost there!

11:31 right at it!

Chris" Omg guys it is 11:52pm omg omg omg omg omg omg! Im soooooooo flippin happy right now yay!!!!!! :-0 he he he he he ha ha ha ha ha ha! I party harty lol I love myself! It's 11:54pm omg im going to duck tape myself to a chair im so happy!!! TWERK TWERK TWERK IT GURL!!!!! Omg 11:56pm ahhhh im going cra cra!!!

Omg its 12:00 omg omh omg it is new years NOOOOOO! THAT MEANS I CAN'T SEE YOUR PRETTY FACES ANYMORE!!! so bye guys hope you like having me for a year bro! Here is jeff.

Jeff: Ummmm..... hello people I hope you liked having me, and me watching you while you sleep so you don't killlll.....

Chris: shhhhhh there not supposed to know unless they are trying to kill me.

Reader: * loads a shot gun*how did you know I was trying to kill you?

Chris: put the gun down, and calm yo tits

You: * puts down shot gun* (if your a guy this is for YOU!) But.... but I don't have tits!

Me: yeah but you have man boobs, and thank you for putting the gun down! So bye guys never going to see you guys again. ( im listening to applause by:lady gaga I thought she said "beef jerky and me!" I was like "loner alert! " bye people love you all!

Jeff: bye love you all and you with the shot gun I'm coming for you bro!

You(with the gun): * runs away*

You (with no shot gun): love you to I really hope you can write sometime again or bye suckas love y'all!

Both of us: bye love you!!!!

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