this is for you~ leopardleaps x puddlesofink

oh my my

This ones for you Leopardleaps and puddlesofink. Its not good at all and my comedy is so dead, but you asked for a fanfiction, and i kind of delivered idk. Im not good at writing

Puddlesofink skipped along underneath the flame coloured sky, the clicks of her heels making loud snap sounds as her feet collided with the ground. She was rather excited, she was going to see her favourite little furry lepard today, their name was leopardleaps and was a rather darling little character, always comment spamming things on her posts but really she loved it. Leopard was as cute as they come, big fluffy ears sprouting from the top of their head and big doe blue eyes, always full of curiosity. Their soft white fur was also something to note, puddles face heated up just thinking about being able to comb her hands through it. She hailed for a cab, scrolling through her >v< spotify playlist until she found what she was looking for, and as she plugged in her air pods, she sunk into the cabs seat, skipping a few of her songs until beach walk came on.

(See what im doing here, she 'skipped' a song to beach walk, like how im skipping along in developing the characters and story because its four am now leopardleaps please let me out your basement x )

Bang! O: ! Leopard jumped up from the floor, eagerly awaiting puddlesofink to come back to them after last night ;))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

The doors were blasted open by eager puddles, as she immediatly spotted leopard and ran towards him majesticly.

"Owo~ r-retard chan? You want to come into my cage? >w< *squeals* My- My queen cage? UwU I could do that, but-but its not like i like you or anything! BAKA!" Leopard shouted.

"Ah yes.. such a lovely personality" retard thought as she "plunged" straight onto their "cage"

But suddenly, the minor headache leopard had the entire day increased ten fold. They clawed at the "walls" of her "cage" desperately, doing anything to ease the pain of the sudden migraine. They felt as if they could faint. All she could here was a wierd mashup between two songs,what appeared to be an irish cover of country roads mixed horribly with the trumpet intro to ring of fire on loop. Leopard had been hearing the blues a callin, tossed salad and scrambled eggs for a while now, but due to being a lepard, they was unable to tell anyone of her case of the blues.

Then, by some sort of divine intervention, an all powerful being who seemed to call himself jim offered to make the excruciating pain stop. Relectantly, leopard lifted her paw to take his hand, desperate to slow the pain just a little bit, even if it means making a deal with the devil. Though clearly this rugged old man was some kind of guardian angel.

Of course, leopard didnt know anything about the call me kevin cinematic universe, they were a lepard, and also plot.

But, alas, it seems leopard had made a grave mistake, one that might put her relationship with retard in lepardy. (Ayyyyyyyyyyy). Something inherently demonic awoke in leopards blood, a ravishing, un ending, insatiable blood lust. And, retard chan, looked like just another throw away extra (kind of like that cab driver earlier) to them, and slowly started to sink their white fangs deep into her, ripping her apart and slowly devouring puddles, piece by piece, and soon, they started to feel the unwavering headache starting to loosen its death grip on them.

Their black eyes slowly faded back into their normal ocean blue like in all the animes, before the horror of what they just did set in. A brutal man slaughter, they killed the one they loved for their own selfish reasons. Tears started trickling down their snow fur and splattering on the frigid metal floor of her cage. They panicked. But then they realised

"Oh wait, thats gay"