(Note : the image above is actually my kitty )
Twila : The picture is of my killer cat Hope
^-^ Jeffy hates her but he knows what happens if he so much as thinks about hurting her , ain't that right Jeffy ???
Jeff : Y-yeah :[
Twila : Woah Jeff , calm down is that a frown I see !?!?!?!? O.o woah ...
Jeff : SHADDUP WOMAN !!!
Twila : *death glares at Jeff* must my father punish you again , but worse ???
Jeff : NO NO NO !!!!
Twila : Good . Now , my kitty will come in .
Hope : Hey Twila .
Twila : Hope , when did you start talki- Grinny ... That cat taught her to talk didn't he ... ( I don't know much about Grinny The Cat so bear with me >_< )
Hope : Meh . What's the questions anyway ??? They better not be stupid and a waste of my time .
Twila : dang that sass is real o.O
Hope : Hmph .
Twila : Well ... Uhh Hope , Grinny didn't get you to start killing did he ???
Hope : Of course not . A cat of my ... Expectations , would not get her paws dirty in the murder of another soul . It's simply unlady-like .
Twila : good ... Well Hope , what's a good question for you ???
Hope : Well , a good question would be if I like milk , warm or cold .
Twila : Do you like cold or warm milk ???
Hope : I like my organic goat milk warm , with hints of honey , peppermint , vanilla extract , and a small dash of cinnamon , to be exact .
Twila : High standards , but I don't blame you . It seems ... Delicious .
Hope : Ask me about anything really .
Twila : *mutter* bossy sassy cat ... Should have named you Duchess ...
Hope : No thank you , I prefer my name the way it is now .
Twila : Your acting like one ...
Hope : Hmph .
Twila : Uhhhh how do you like your baths ???
Hope : *hisses* I AM OUTRAGED YOU ASK ME THAT !!! THE LAST BATH I HAD , IT WAS A HORRIFYING EXPERIANCE . THERE WERE NO BUBBLES , AND YOU WASHED ME IN A VERY FILTHY FEELING THING . IT WAS TOO SMALL , AND EVERYTIME I TRIED TO MEOW IT TO YOUR ATTENTION , YOU WOULDNT LET ME OUT !!! SO I DO NOT LIKE BATHS AT ALL , THANK YOU FOR ASKING !!!
Twila : ...
Hope : Hmph . Silly human girl ...
Twila : ...
Hope : say something !!!
Twila : ... I'm sorry ...
Hope : Wait what ???
Twila : I DIDNT WANT TO BATHE YOU !!! IT HAD BEEN 2 YEARS SINCE YOU BATHED !!!
Hope : Meh . Anyway ... Bye .
Twila : yeah ... Bye ...
YOU ARE READING
Ask the Pasta's !!!
Teen FictionThis is just a little ask the creepy pastas book ^-^ Also the cover I made myself , but I didnt draw the picture , so props go to whomever drew that !!!
