It was a clear, sunny day as Luke was driving down the street in his hometown.
"It's good to be home and away from everything for a while," he sighed happily as he turned up the music on the radio only to have it be his band's newest hit song. He immediately began to sing along, remembering what it was like to be up on stage again as his mind drifted to another place. He came back to reality as he saw the ugliest looking thing ever. As Luke got closer, the more he wanted to puke. "What the hell is that thing?" he questioned as he slowed down.
"OH MY GOSH LUKE HEMMINGS MArrY ME MY NAME IS DI!"
The creature threw itself at his car, causing Luke to panic and quickly run it over.
"I just made the world a better place," he smiled to himself, happy with his good deed.
