Person: Psst!
Me: What?
Person: American girl doll
Me: Ahhhh!!! where?
That's my story about american girl dolls.
Does anyone else find them insanely creepy???? I do. I find myself very lucky because i've never been given one as a gift. This is what would happen if it happened....
Family: Merry Christmas (name) Here you go! hands me present Open it and see whats inside!
Me: Thank you! I tear the box open quickly, much to my mother's annoyance. Wow! (fake entusiasm) An american girl doll! Thanks.
*Later that night*
I lie there in bed, tossing and turning. I flip onto my left side and see two glassy eyes staring at me! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I let loose a high pitched scream....
The end
I remember once, my grandma had this room that I'd have to stay in while we visited, and she had this life size doll on the hamper, facing the bed. I swear, everytime I went there, I'd lose a whole night's sleep.
It's not just american girl dolls, it's all dolls.
*shudder* CRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
