Ninja

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Okay this is a real character let's call him Lego ninjago okay so I'm sitting in class then allow a sudden I see black clothing roll in from of me and then I see lego ninjago rolling around and having pencils stick to his hands like wolverine claws then he walks over to me and whispers in my ear "Imma ninja" so I was gonna slap him but he grabs my hand and goes" Imma ninja" . So I raise my hand to get a tissue because Im allergic to bullshit . So the fucking rest of the day he he's rolling around in the hall following me sneakily and karate chopping my hand like I'm a wood board .'finally I catch him and smack so hard it sounded like sharkiesha when she bitch slaps .i don't get caught but guess who following me around like I'm some kind of cash prize lego ninjago so here just don't be a lego ninjago because do u really want to to go to ur house and slap you . Okay lego ninjago if u know it is you I'm sorry ( not ) but plz stop so I don't want to wake up at 2 am feeling hungry then I see lego ninjago sitting there with nunchucks beating me up like how ( spoiler for Orange is the new black ) vee beat up red or me ending up being killed like vee .
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Oh look she updated again this girl must have no life. Ding ding ding you win a million do.lors for guessing right lol but anyways love you guys and ur beautiful <3

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