THE WEDDING: A CAILICE STORY

cailice gets married

#YOURPROMPT: caitlin is about to leave for work, alice asks them if they've forgotten anything, and caitlin gives them a lin. alice turns red and opens their hand to reveal caitlin's strawberry 🍓dress etc..., saying "I mean this, but thanks."

(𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘣𝘺 𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫)

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continuation of prompt....

alice 🕴️ went down on one knee and brought out a strawberry that matched the dress, "i also meant this...marry me?"

caitlin gasped

"yes!!" she said, tears immediately flying out of her eyes because apparently that's how the human body works

then. caitlin left for work. alice thought to herself "its time to tell egflochwg."

first, alice called san, who replied with, "what do you want cishet im busy being depressed", alice said "caitlin and i are getting married 😘", biting her lip like lin manuel miranda,
san screamed "wow" and hung up the phone
alice sighed, "i guess shes gonna tell alys and lys now"
san phoned lys "NUMBER ONE MIKE SIMP PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE" lys answered and in her  baguette accent said, "oui what do you want"
san said "cailice is endgame theyre getting ~ ''married ''~"
lys was shocked, "i have to tell my husband mike!!!" and hung up the phone

...meanwhile.....

lys went to the living room to tell her husband frog about the exciting news, and gasped.

he was with maxine.

.....scene cut.....

san phoned alys next, "ALYS WE NEED TO TALK"
"WHAT DO YOU WANT SAN"
"CAILICE ARE GETTING MARRIED"
"okay cool what do you want me to do about that"
"........"
san hung up the phone.

.....scene cut.....

lys was crying "what the fuck michael."

mike and max looked up in shock, "LYS??"

lys said, "yes. its me. but im not here anymore, its over, republican"

the homophobic republican said "WAIT. what did you want to tell me?"

lys cried, "cailice are getting married. but i guess that will never be us. im going to marry robin anyway, bye 🙄💔"

lys phoned caitlin, "congrats on the marriage! im leaving mike"

caitlin smiled, "thank you. i was an anti anyways, republican pro cop bitchass"

lys added, "im also marrying robin!"

caitlin suddenly stopped, wait. what? it shouldnt bother her, she should be happy, lys is marrying robin and caitlin is marrying alice

but caitlin was secretly crushing on robin. robin, with her dirty blonde messy bun, plain t shirt, and adopted by one direction. robin who wasnt like other girls
Caitlin had a crush on robin

"congrats lys!" said caitlin, plastering on a fake smile

............scene cut..........

later that night, Caitlin came home to their strawberry 🍓 house 🏡 and alice greeted her with a lin, Caitlin declined the lin, with robin buckley on her mind

alice asked, "whats wrong caitlin"

Caitlin replied "nothing!" accepting the lin, but this time regretting the marriage proposal.  "im so excited to get married" she said.

little did alice know :(