Criminal minds oneshots.

"Ok, so I'm the unsub"

Emily pulled over next to the yellow tape while Morgan stepped out of the black car. Struggling, the pair Manoeuvred their way through the masses of cameras and people.

Eventually, they were able to duck under the tape. Here, they were greeted by the detective.

"Hi, I'm the detective here. You two must be the FBI agents, am I right?"

"Yeah, I'm agent Prentiss and this is Agent Morgan." Prentiss explained as Morgan took of his shade, which were previously protecting his eyes from the blinding sun.

The detective gestured for the two agents to follow him as he walked towards a bloodstain left on the dirt-rock ground.

"This is where Taylor was murdered. I hope you can figure something out." The detective told them. Morgan looked up from the dried splodge, but the detective had already gone.

"Must be the blood from her neck," Emily stated while Derek crouched down to inspect further.

After a minute or so, Morgan stood back up and walked over to where Prentiss was stood. She had her head pressed upon the window of the unsub's car, trying to look for clues.

"Found anything?" Morgan asked, making Emily flinch.

"No, have you?" Morgan shook his head whilst he approached the drivers seat. From here, he mimed exiting the car. He was acting as the unsub.

Emily watched carefully as Morgan looked around. "Ok, so I'm the unsub." He stated, looking at his feet.

While he was speaking, an officer was walking passed. He was young, around 20-25. Anyone could tell that he was new to the job. He kept his eyes on the floor, and every so often he would fiddle with his gun or badge.

Suddenly, he whipped out his gun and aimed it straight for Morgan.  "Put you hand up," he stated, his voice shaking and the gun rattling.

"What the hell are you doing?" Morgan asked, now facing the younger man. Prentiss quickly stepped next to Morgan, as if to protect him.

" didn't you hear him?" The officer questioned, "he just said that he was the unsub." He stated, fully serious.

Morgan couldn't help but let a smirk spread on his face. "Are you joking me?"

Hearing all the ruckus, the detective jogged over from his convocation with a reporter.
"What's going on?" He asked facing Morgan, looking for answers.

Morgan shrugged as he faced the officer.

"Dickins, can I talk to you for a moment?" The detective spoke like it was a question, when really, it was an order. Dickins walked over to him and they both moved to the side of the scene.

Once out of ear-shot, Emily and Derek couldn't help but laugh. Soon enough, they were both running out of breath.

Suddenly, a recognisable tune began to blare out from Morgan's phone. Still laughing, he opened it and answered.

"Hotch, you are not going to believe what just happened!"

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Thank you for reading this! I'm sorry if it's short, I don't write that often. This is the second time I've had to write this, since the first one glitches out and I lost it.