Gatekeeper of heaven(G): Hello! Welcome to heaven.
Soul #48: h-hello?
G: I'll be asking a few questions before I can let you enter paradise, okay?
Soul #48: okay!
G: Do you know the cause of your death?
Soul #48: Yes, Bangtan Sonyeondan.
G: Those idols were not so innocent afterall. So it's murder?
Soul #48: No.
G: What is it then?
Soul #48: Theft.
G: What did they steal?
Soul #48: My heart.
G: Was your organ in good condition when they sold it to dealers?
Soul #48: No no. They captured my heart with their soothing voices and beautiful faces.
G: Okay...?
Soul #48: *smiles innocently*
G: Anything else taken from you?
Perhaps left something on earth besides from your loved ones?
Soul #48: Yes.
G: What is it?
Soul #48: Bangtan has my virginity.
G: *nods*
The gatekeeper then pressed a red button on his telephone and spoke...
G: YOU FUCKING DEMON! YOU HAVE ANOTHER 'ARMY' HERE. GET YOUR ASS UP HERE AND TAKE HER WITH YOU!
Soul #48: (•v•")
Devil: Come with me, miss. *smirks*
The devil and the young lady went of taking the elevator down to hell.
G: 'soothing voices'... tsk! Another angelic army who listens to their moans.
G: I mean... what's good in their moans?! It'll just ruin their brainz. Why can't you kids just study??
The devil came back.
His dark aura was very intimidating yet this doesn't really bother the gatekeeper, an angel.
Devil: I mean...
He rested his head on his hand with his arm placed ontop of the angel's desk.
Devil: You just don't know the wonders of it to these souls.
Angel: Well, I don't fucking care.
Devil: Ooo... this angel is not so 'Angelic' afterall.
Angel: Go back to hell and fuck someone like you always do.
*rolls eyes*
Devil: I shall not do unecessary things. I shall go now.
*bows and leaves*
The angel scanned her reports to see if there are any souls needed to be assisted.
Angel: aha! No more souls! Can you all just stop dying?!
Angel: If you humans die, I'll kill you!
Angel: what-?
She reached out for her phone and plugged in her earphones.
She scrolled through spotify and pressed a random album with various of music.
.
Nghh~
A-ahhhhh mghhhh~
F-fuck!!
That is so goood~
F-faster baby...
A-AhHhHh...
Angel: Oh, what the fuck?!
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The Gatekeeper || BTS f.f.
Fanfiction"Fuck off you shitty Devil!" "Forgive me, my wonderful angel." He smirks. Mature Content! It may not be suitable for young readers.
