Uhm

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Mai: (I don't own the art above but it is bootiful) I am so sorry I'm so late with this chapter. Well actually this wasn't the chapter I had planned on posting it's actually the next chapter. So just take this and do as you please, interpret how you want, if there's any questions I don't have the answers. I hope you enjoy reading this as much as I did writing it. 😈😁😅

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I walked onto campus and saw that  Endeavor was screaming at Todoroki.

"You can't be a pretty princess, I'm the pretty princess! You can be the witch." Endeavor states while smacking his hero costume and it turns into a pink and red firey dress.

"Hi Endeavor!" I shouted running up to the two.

"Stay back he's got too much snow." Todoroki stated pointing to the bag filled with pixie stick dust.

"Haah, like the good stuff." I ask.

"Yes he's got the good stuff but I got better!" All Might shouts holding up some bottles with clear, and dark liquids.

"It's the queen!" Deku and Bakubitch screech in unison while bowing down before All Might.

"I'mma go find me the luxurious treasures that at between them thickety thighs." Shigaraki who popped out of no where stated before he jumped at All Mights thighs and literally went through a portal in between them.

Suddenly an idea came to me so I looked back to where Todoroki who was arguing with Endeavor over who gets the glass slipper.

"Hey Endeavor so your quirk involves fire and when you get mad you tend to sometimes accidentally catch on fire right?" I asked Endeavor nodded so I continued, "So angry sex . . ."

"My dick don't catch on fire." Endeavor spoke sadly looking as though he was about to cry.

"Mine does!" Dabi shouts throwing me over  his shoulder but then Toga yanks me out of Dabi's grip and starts to kiss Dabi. I started crying. I watched as the two made out in tears.

"But Dabi, I thought we had something special I gave you my Pizza Rolls." I sobbed as snot ran down my nose.

"Yeah but she gave me a croissant." With that Toga and Dabi flew to the sun.

"Here, your nose is running." I look to see Mineta handing me one of his sticky hair ball things. I take it and go to wipe my nose but it sticks to my face causing me to cry more.

I start to walk away trying to remove the purple ball from my face and hands all while still sobbing. I then feel a hand on my shoulder turning around I see that it's Hatsume she has a gun looking thing. I quickly wipe my tears with my free hand.

"I've seen you have a problem and have come to help!" She shouts before pulling the trigger at the purple ball. The gun blows up and the sticky ball is indeed gone and neither of us have eyebrows.

"All according to plan!" Hatsume cheers.

"My eyebrows you barbaric biatch!" I shout.

"We had to sacrifice them, for all good things can only come once the eyebrows have been sacrificed." Hatsume spouts words of wisdom and I realized she was the prophet so I ran. Important people scare me.

I wound up back outside again to see Tokoyami jump from the roof. Once he hits the ground he groans before standing up.

"Pass them over." Tokoyami states. I sigh before removing my knee caps and giving them to him.

"Toko HAS knee caps mAh dudes come he is finally free" Tokoyami smiles widely while dark shadow was doing the renagade. I look behind Tokoyami to see Shoji trowing it back while Jirou is throwing money at him.

I walk towards the back of the school to see Denki T posing and bullying Momo. "I smell your pennies!" Denki screeched. It caused my nose to bleed so I quickly wiped my nose.

I then turn to see Shinso standing on Aizawa's back. For whatever reason he was shirtless and his pale skin was sparkling in the sun.

"Shinso looking glossy!" I smile while shouting.

"Y'know it cunt nuggets." With that said two angels came and swept shinso away.

Aizawa slowly became one with the earth. I then walked off campus only to hear a big explosion behind me. Turning around I see the school blew up.

"Toko is finally freeeeeeeeeeeee!" Tokoyami screeched speeding past me and dark shadow was doing the junko pose as they ran.

I look back at the school to see Endeavor and Midnight doing the waltz in the fires.

I giggled.

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