Life In 3-A

The Bando Saga

"Oi, Bando! did you take my lipstick again?!" 

"Huh?! why would I take your lipstick, Kahori?" I say looking in my back to see if there is any lipstick in there. 

"You did take it! Give it back, Bando!" Kahori yells as we both hear some random girls talking outside the classroom they better not be talking about us.

"Did you hear? someone wrote the word 'Slut' on Yui's school uniform jacket."

"Eh, Hontō? who would do something like that?" Yuri says as they both look at us like we did it. Grant it for once we didn't do that to Yui because me and my friends were on the roof.

"Oi! don't blame it all on us! We didn't do it!"

"W... Well maybe... you took part in it."

"HAH?! WE WEREN'T APART OF THAT SHIT! YOU'RE A REAL NUISANCE!" I say as we chase after them and they bump into Kanami. 

"Eh, Eh?! the hell is going on?!"

"These bitch ass liars!. Ah! this gets on my nerves, Kanami let them go. We didn't do it, so we shouldn't waste our time on them. It's not like they can report us. They aren't in our class anyway. They're class 3-B students."

"I wanted to ask you this, why the hell do you have two cellphones?"

"That's a story for another time."

BANDO AND HER FRIENDS DAILY ROUTINE (BEING OUT OF SCHOOL UNTIL CLASSES START)

"Ah, isn't that Mr. Furukawa's Car."

"Hai! I got something good to do with it. Give me the eggs and the spray paint." I say as I get on top of the front of his car and spray paint it saying 'Tachibana Bando, Bribed Witch.' I throw eggs at the window and I grab a rock and throw it at the window. For the last shot I stomp on the window to make it look even more broken.

"Oi! Oi! Nanishiteruno?!"

"let's go, Bando." Kahori says as I run from the front of the car onto the top then all the way down and then back into the school. 

CLASS TIME 
8:45

'I'm just gonna sleep through this class and it will be over in a breeze no problem, am I right' Hah that's what I thought because nothing ever goes right in this school. Because I am caught sleeping by the teacher and he grabs my ear.

"Itai! Itai! Itai!"

"Who do you take after, anyways? What does your father do? I'm asking you what your dad does for a living!"

"My dad is the chief director of this school."

"It must be nice to have a father who's a director of a school. You give me no choice. Tell your mother to come by the school."

"She won't come. She's on a business trip in South Korea." I say laughing 

"You think this is a joke. Do you want to get slapped before you listen, or will you bring your mom here? Do you want to get slapped, or will you bring your mother here!?"

"Sensei, Bando's mom has to work in South Korea, so she can't come here even if she did it would take her a whole hour to get here she works 365 days a year, regardless of whatever it's New year's, or thanksgiving. You don't know shit, and you're threatening to beat her up."

"I see you have a really respectable mother." Mr. Fujimoto says as I sit back down, high five my friend, and put my feet on the desk for the rest of the class.