1: In the beginning, time had no form, space was not born.
2: The endless silence was finally ended with the first words, spoken by the ancient light of Joshua Zigman Pigstein.
3: "Let there be Basketball." He shouted into the void.
4: Suddenly, time had a place, space had begun. The Universe had taken its rightful existence and it was good.
5: The formation of the planets and stars had begun, and it was good.
6: A planet called Urth was selected and a curious species called the Gorbs was created.
7: It was not good.
8: The Gorbs were supposed to be great minds, but they immediately made stupid decisions, their writing system was already a mess. WHAT EVEN IS AN "EEE ARTHH"? Did they call themselves hoomahns? Josh was sorely disappointed. But, in his unending kindness, Joshua endowed the Gorbs with an even greater mind, a secondary shared mind, capable of weaving a new reality. The Gorbs were instructed to use the gift to create higher beings that will guide them.
9: After all, Josh had accomplished his goal, thanks to the Gorbs, or Humans, there was basketball.
10: And so, the most devout to basketball were chosen to be called great by the creator and nothing else. These people were the Lithuanians.
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The Capitalist Bible
SpiritualThe Capitalist Bible is not a meer story of fiction but is what truly happened since the beginning and what will happen in the end times. Also, @ice_clansworth448 made a good cover, coolio. READ AND BE ENLIGHTENED.
