Ways to her heart // Slow Updates

Step 3: Try to get to know her

i would like to confess something

it's about time you reveal your identity 

and here i thought that friends were meant to share their thoughts to each other, also no, it's not about my identity.

i don't think our friendship has reached such level where we could talk about our deepest darkest secrets while we braid our hair and eat snacks, mister.

noting the sarcasm and i didn't reckon you as someone with dark secrets though 

i reckon that you actually have some like your identity, which pretty much qualifies as a dark secret that you stubbornly refuse to reveal

perhaps it is

my life is practically an open book so whatever "deepest darkest secrets" that i didn't even know i had in the first place would have already been discovered by now.

likewise

so i take it that my guess was right

right about what?

that you are famous.

i'm not anything remotely close to being famous, ms. jung.

but you sort of agreed to also having a transparent life. was that what you were going to confess about? your popularity? lol

....

somebody's tongue-tied or should i say thumbs-tied?

~while wheein laughs at her own joke, on the other line, taehyung curses under his breath before looking at jin for help, who had been witnessing the whole fiasco. jin shook his head teasingly all the while giggling like a teenage girl who soon prompted taehyung to continue texting wheein.~

alright there sherlock holmes, quit your investigation and please enlighten me about your day instead?

nothing interesting which you should probably know about for you've been stalking me.

maybe it will sound better if we were to preferably call it as admiring

how refreshing. well, how did your day go?

the only thing that kept me going through the day was to being able to text you

hate to break it to you but whatever it is that you're doing, it's still isn't working for me

keep telling that to yourself, sweetheart

is there a reason why you choose to text me at this particular hour?

i figured you'd be on your phone at this time and that i'd have all your attention to myself

what do I have to do to make you stop flirting?

you're asking for the impossible, dimples

how is that even impossible? and dimples? really?

so what's your favourite colour?

that came out of nowhere and to answer your question, nothing in particular

are you seriously saying that you don't have at least one favourite colour?

i don't practice favouritism

you're so strange..

am i strange enough for you to stop texting me?

but in a rather good and intriguing way.

right, do you have any favourite colours then?

there is something about the colour of the forest that keeps me grounded

green?

it also happens to compliment my skin tone very well

i see

favourite movie?

spirited away without a doubt.

i haven't actually watched it yet

you're definitely missing out on a great movie with a very meaningful plot

favourite food?

now you're asking for the impossible

what if you had to choose between fries and meat?

why can't I have both?

because the world is about to end and you only have to choose one to survive with

this whole, including the end of the world in a question, should be considered as rhetorical by now

meat or fries?

why does it have to be meat and fries?

what's better than meat and fries?

which of it would you choose then?

i'm more of a meat guy but fries is just too irresistible, you know what I mean?

both are irresistible and this question is irrelevant.

would you swim with sharks or feed a lion?

i choose life

a wise choice, bruno mars or pharell williams?

bruno-forever-mars!

go-to karaoke song?

too many to choose from

what about favourite disney movie?

I had a crush on flynn rider

i'm assuming that rapunzel is your favourite princess then

actually it's belle and why am i the one being asked questions when it should be the other way around?

because i want to get to know you more? didn't know that was a crime

how are your band mates doing?

what?

i want to know more about you too, so how are they? your group members?

it's getting late, you should sleep.

i'm wide awake now, thanks to you.

i just remembered that i have something important to take care of

you do?

yes, i apologise! goodnight wheein!

well, goodnight stalker

~wheein snickered as she thought how this is going to be quite entertaining for her, while taehyung knew that he panicked too quickly and messed up jin's plan yet again. jin hits the back of taehyung's head right before smacking taehyung's shoulder, with love of course, then he began to holler loudly for the rest of the band mates to hear how taehyung chickened out for the second time.~