The Project Prince

(blurb)

Trot's first hobhounding mission is to get the estranged troll prince's ass to his rightful throne. She thinks it's an easy enough job. She can take Prince Egan to his troll kingdom in shorter than one hundred days, the period flower nymphs like her can live in the mortal realm. But no one has warned her of the big problems ahead.

The darned prince doesn't give a friggin' hoot about trolls and thrones. He's happy where he is and isn't interested in riches and kingdoms, thank you very much. He lives, unaware, in an enchanted farm in the middle of tropical nowhere in the human realm.

Taking a bite of a cursed star apple, Trot's human body goes into a comatose state. To rouse her, the royal troll kisses her - a la Snow White and some other enchanted princesses in bedtime stories for mortal children.

Trot wakes up, all right, but now her days are numbered. Because fairy laws dictate that when in the mortal realm and a nymph like her gets kissed by a man, she has to make him fall truly in love with her before the next full moon - or else she dies.

In all fairness to the adamant Prince Egan, he is the most untroll-looking troll there ever could be. There is a catch, however. He is commitment-phobic and doesn't believe in any 'nonsense' she is blabbering about, specifically the Other World where they both come from. Women of fairy blood with flat boobs and one hundred percent natural purple hair aren't exactly his type... and that pretty much clinches her doom.

Now Trot has nothing else to do but accept her bitter fate. She is to languish and eventually perish in less than a month's time and even the divine fairy goddess cannot do anything about it...