Bakugo stands in his beautiful long white dress, speckled with pink flowers. He holds a bouquet of roses in a rainbow of colors and wears a dark red lipstick paired with bright, glittery golden eyeshadow from the James Charles Morphe Palette. He put flowers in his blonde spoiky hair too. Todoroki and Midoriya stood next to Bakugo, wearing poofy pink dresses stolen from Disney Land and holding baskets of pink and white tulips. Eri strides down the aisle, wearing a pink poofy tu-tu dress thingy or whatever the heck Six year olds wear these days. She discreetly stole the flowers that the bridesmaids had and yoted them into the pews very majestically. Kirishima walks in wearing a black suit with a red tie while holding two Ring-Pops, flanking his sides are Sero and Kaminari wearing pitch-black suits that were "definitely" not funeral attire, but that doesn't mean that someone won't die if ya know what I mean. Secretly, Sero and Kaminari were high-key 1000000 IQ when they decided that to wear funeral clothes.
"Cherry?!" Bakugo interjected, "BRO YA KNOW I LIKE BLUE RASPBERRY BETTER!"
"Sorry," Kirishima replies, blushing, "It's February so Targèt only sells red candy".
"THEN GO ON AMAZON SHITTY HAIR"
"I now present you man and wife," announced the priest, which was actually Iida in disguise, boi-ing throughout the vows.
The wedding was awfully funny. Todoroki and Midoriya snickered as they watched the wedding unfold from their spots at the bride's side. They stood in the corner of the room, feasting on the Aji Fry buffet and mocking the newlywed couple. On the dance floor, Denki and Eri were busting out Fortnite dances, orange-justicing like their lives depended on it.
"YO DENKI GET OFF THAT DANCE FLOOR OR IMMA BLOW UR ASS UP!"
"Heh, sorry." Dang, thought Denki, I actually have to listen to him because it's his wedding day.
Somewhere off in the distance of the party, Monoma the Kazoo Kid, cried witnessing the "glorious" day. "I wish I could copy Kaminari's LIT Fortnite dances," he said to absolutely no one. "If only Bakugo didn't reply with 'HEAL NAH YA BASSTWORD' when I asked to go to his wedding" Monoma said, again to no one, with a sigh.
The sunsetted with the jovial people dancing on the dance floor to romantic anime openings as Monoma cried himself to sleep.
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AN: Welp I hope you liked it. It's kinda short but I'll probably post more. K bai.
