onc upon a tim, dere wus a boi nam deal in. he had big cruhs on his gatorade. he rlly likd da bluu flava. he even drank his gatorade while eating his ramen. yes. he slurped that ramen but his chopstick form was so bad that it was cringe lvl 1000x. yuh
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before drinking the gatorade, dylan took a big sigh and a big breath becoz he wanted to enjoy his time before drinking his cruhs like a dingdong yes.
dylan: ok, im ready
dylan grabbed the bottle, took the cap off and
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dylan let out a big "ahhh"
dylan: tasty gatorade ;)))
gatorade: ik u like me ;)
wait.... the gatorade can talk????? wHAT HUH NANI?!?!?!
dylan: WAIT U CAN TALK??? and yes i do ;)) ur so tasty *slurp slurp*
gatorade: well, i like u too *shy* u make me feel special and u drink me and desire me <3
dylan and his talking gatorade had fun times. dylan was so happy that he enjoyed eating his ramen with his gatorade. dylan and his gatorade are now dating.
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but then a grandpa came, then caught dylan and a gatorade making out o.o
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he screamed for his life as u can see
old grandpa: DYLAN U DUMB DAWG WTF ARE U DOING
dylan jumped, threw his gatorade at a photo frame of his grandpa and pretended he was just eating his ramen
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that photo of his grandpa tho-
dylan ate his ramen until...
dum grandpa: I SAW U KISSING UR GATORADE
dylan put his chopstick down, turned around till he could see his grandpa's face
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his grandpa was so terrified, he didnt know what to do but just scream
dylan: fine i was, it was a talking gator-
scared grandpa: TALKING GATORADE, WTF THAT MAKES IT EVEN WORSE U DUM FKN DAWG
dylan: ikik, its just that blue flavored gatorade was so tasty, it started talking and now we're dating.
scared grandpa: D-D-D-DA-D-TI-TI-TI-NG... WTF
dylan: but u scared the caca out of me, so its gone ;(
mean grandpa: hhhahahahhahahha u dum dawg
dylan felt sad about his gatorade, he took the "dead" bottle and just put it in his shelf just as a memory. he blames on his mean grandpa for this, till this day he's still sad about it but one day dylan will find another gatorade he'll date.
