A weirdos guide to life

Chapter 1 : What to do when you are in an awkward situation

Have you ever been in an awkward situation but it would be rude to leave so you can't? Well this is a story of how to get out of it.

My name is Megan. I'm going to tell you a story about a time when I was in a very awkward situation.

So one day I went to this puppet show with my 16 year old cousin.

We had to sit on the flour so we stared looking for a good spot to sit at.

But then...dun dun duuuuun.

This kid yelled at us saying "SIT DOWN" we got really like weirded out so we sat down.

During the show I was sitting in my cousins lap ( just so you know this was a long time ago I'm a lot older now ) then that same kid started taking little scooches toward my cousin Sierra.

Then when he was really close nay I remind you that I was in her lap he tried to get in her lap. It was really weird.

So what we did was moved away from that spot. The End.

So that's how we handled it.

A normal person would say if you are ever in a very awkward moment just try and walk away. But if that doesn't work then make an excuse to leave like I have to go back to my mom or I have to go home or something like that.

This is what a weirdo would do.

Throw down an imaginary smoke bomb and disappear "magically". Or say "UNSPECIFIC EXUSE" and run away.

A/N

Comment and tell your awkward moment stories. I hope you liked my first chapter.

Byee my fellow weirdos 😎😎

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