hey guys it's me trumperson raecest❤️❤️❤️ today I'm going to court to see my sentence!
judge pov
PLEADE YOUR CASE
tump POV
I did not want to fuck my daughter it was just um
Judge POV
YOU FAIL YOURE GOING TO PRISON
Trump POV
Wait but... NO THIS IS NOT RIGHT SAYING YOU CAN HAVE SEX WITH YOUR DAUGHTER IS NOT ILLEGAL. MY LAWYER WILL BE IN TOUCH WITH YOU.
*gets taken out of court with police holding him*
I won't cheat on you wifie... "Trump says"