England: Author!
Author: Yo Iggy! What ya doin'?
England: Could you please stop that accent.
Author: So iggy, again, what do you want?
England: Say author, do you want to see Belarus freak out?
Author: BLOODY HELL YES!!!
*le teleports*
Author: So iggybrows what are we suppose to do here?
England: Just watch *turns russia into his female version*
-Belarus walks in-
Belarus: Nii-san,where are you *sees russia's female version* Nii-san, is that you?
Nyo! Russia: Y-yes
Belarus: Nii-san what happened to you? Well,nevermind. Nii-san you became very pretty. Your hair is so silky,your skin is so smooth. I don't want to let you go... Now that you became a girl nii-san,I will make sure that you will not leave me again...*dark aura*
Author: You've done it wrong, Iggybrows