~Puppyshipping Comedy~

Such Pies, Much Comedy, Very Love~

Warning: Cursing, YAOI! PG-13

Author's Note: Heya Hiya Hay, guyses. I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh, the Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged references, or its characters. Hope ya like it! Whelp, see ya peeps!

~Kura-Kat out!~

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"Since you cannot focus on the project, that is IT. JOSEPH WHEELER AND SETO KAIBA GO TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE NOW. IMMEDIATELY." Mrs. Yamamoto screeched.

A sexy brunette wallows in boredom like a wittle piggy. Oink, Oink.

"But teach'! I didn't start it!", a very handsome blond interjected.

"DON'T CARE. OUT."

The two boys walked as fast as they possibly could to the doors without letting go of their grasp on professionalism.

(PSSHHH Joey! Like he has professionalism! Hahahaha!

Joey: Hey! *pouting*)

The two young men slowly made their way to Mr. Gastly's office with no more fighting involved.

"Idiot."

"Jerk!"

(Well... Almost no more fighting involved.)

"I cannot believe I have to put up with you."

"Then why don'cha leave then!" Joey screamed, practically in his face.

"Because I cannot leave my canine unsupervised."

Kaiba never knew what hit him.

He just knew it hurt.

And it was squishy.

Joey smirked as he thought about the exact look on Kaiba's face when he threw that cherry pie at him.

It was a direct hit.

Critical too!

(Pokémon anyone?)

"WHAT THE F-"

"Mr. Kaiba, were you about to swear in my office?" Mr. Gastly asked, somewhat hoping for a different answer.

Joey had to suppress an explosion of laughter at the CEO's embarrassment.

His uncle, Michael Gastly, was the best principal ever!

"Now, Joseph and Seto, What seems to have gotten you two in trouble again?" Joey's uncle smiled warmly at the two as they sat down in the two oakwood chairs, across from the adult's desk.

Seto actually LIKED Principal Gastly.

He was warm, caring, playful, fair, and humorous.

What he did NOT like was he was the mutt's uncle.

'They look a lot alike. Blond, messy hair. Big eyes. Though Joey's eyes are more chocolate colored. Like the rich, expensive dark chocolate that I love eating so much. Wait...what?' Seto thought.

He came back to our humble earth to encounter snapping in his face.

"Oi, Koiba! Mah uncle had ta leave to get our permanent records."

'Very annoying.' Seto thought.

"Kaiba~!" Joey said sing-songly.

'Let's see how long he lasts if I ignore him.'